B.J. Hardage

Christian, Software Developer, Video Gamer, Texan (for now)

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Cold, hoodies, sweatshirts, dark colors: it's fat guy weather at last

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I'm not saying these aren't worthy causes, but this calendar business is getting out of hand

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Dream me has begun looking for ways he can make us sleep through the alarm. Awake me is still too responsible for him, though, for now...

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I never realized how many people there actually are in DFW until I started competing with them in buying a house

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Here's phase 3 of the faucet replacement. They didn't exactly try very hard to match the tile color

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@courtneydejean Haha, the plumber just left; here's phase 2

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My bathtub faucet wouldn't shut off so I called maintenance. I was pretty confident it could be fixed easily, right up until he shattered the tile behind the faucet

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Interesting to think that a long time ago we thought we'd be able to beam images directly into the brain by now, but instead in that time we just found out something like that would probably give you brain cancer

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Introduced my parents to hummus and falafel tonight. They didn't hate it but weren't huge fans either. Give it time...

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My parents have discovered Google Home and Chromecast. Dad keeps throwing up videos while we're talking...

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Woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday. It was nice to have those 15 minutes #midweekblues

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I wish there was a way to somehow purge my résumé from every recruiter's database #donotrecruitlist

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Feels like we're in that Twilight Zone episode where the Earth is being pulled into the sun #hot

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Saw a square and a smiley face at the fireworks show this year. It was a good 4th

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I feel like "UUID" is a pretty arrogant acronym for Earthlings to use

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This week feels like it has too many days in it.

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Went grocery shopping before 9 AM and didn't eat ice cream for breakfast. I may just be a #responsibleadult

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The couple next door to me had a pretty big fight this morning. I guess Valentine's Day is over

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#Passengers was excellent; Lawrence and Pratt were great and I'm finally far enough removed from Parks and Rec that I didn't see Andy Dwyer

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Took me 2.5 years instead of 1 but I finally finished the bean dive I started in 2014 on #TrueAchievement!