Ayobami✨

Gadite⚔️ || Arsenal || Nadal stan

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

I can't believe people missed the obvious sarcasm, like it's soo obvious. 😭

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore?

Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors."

First of all, why was he WATCHING me?

Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY!

Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings.

And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number.
Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left.
So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior.

Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks!

Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic.

Honestly, dating is impossible.

Men never approach women anymore.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

Are his roles/movies predictable? Yes!
Will I still watch? A thousand times yes! 😭

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Jason Statham stars in the all-new trailer for #Mutiny, in theaters August 21.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@TheOnlyLSI 13k for a miniature keke. 😭

[EGFM @EGFMfountain]

RKO never misses. That’s why we call him LEGENDARY. #iykyk 😉

These are some legendary RKO moments we’ll forever cherish. 

From passionately teaching us God's word, and teaching us for extra hours after saying 😂“finally”, to serenading Mummy Helen at each turn.

We cannot wait to celebrate our Father, Reverend Kayode Oyegoke. When tomorrow comes, we will raise up thanksgiving to God for this gift.

Which RKO moment lives rent free in your head? Drop them in the comments. 🤭

#RKOAt60
#July8

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

A lot of people lost money in that NRC o. 😭

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

Messi be scoring free kicks but missing penalties. Strange guy.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

A very good team on paper but mehn... I don't know if its a coaching problem. They've been underwhelming in this tournament.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes: “Our World Cup has been negative. The target was to win the Cup and we didn’t get to the final”.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@Ayowunmi_EL The resemblance is crazy. 😂
@TheOnlyLSI your guy has a doppelganger.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

This guy! 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏆 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I’ve won Euro 2016 and for me it has same dimension as the World Cup”.

“That remains forever. Tomorrow is a new day, and we go”.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@He_isAJ Thank you. 🙏🏽

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

How do I rid my tl of British and American politics? I'm tired. 😭

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@AderojuFaiz Like really. Nothing will ever please them. Damned if she does, damned if she don't.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@TheOnlyLSI Haaland ke! How? 😭

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

Y'all need to wrap it up. My gosh!!

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

This is what actual grief sounds like, even 8 months later. This is what real grief for a friend or loved one sounds like.

Not once have I heard real grief in Erika’s voice. Or any of the other talking heads at TPUSA for that matter.

Tucker and Candace are the only two I’ve seen real grief from in the public square.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

You mean men, men who claim to be women. You are a national broadcaster that consistently obfuscates facts around sex because you’ve taken an ideological position the public overwhelmingly rejects. This isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

I'm even more pained that we didn't qualify. We would've cooked.

[G @Gideoomatic]

NINETY PERCENT

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

@Brilliant_Avoke I actually wonder how homosexuality is so prevalent in women's football.

[Joel Goldberg @jtgoldx]

@PolymarketSport This is hilarious.

I guess the Iranian team gets to finally meet the ‘Queers for Palestine’ that has been supporting their Islamic Regime. Meet and greet 😂

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

Lol, in this present Arteta system???
Unless he changes his pragmatic style, they'll all flop.

[The Football Era @Footballera0]

Arsenal, wake up!!

Cut the Alvarez nonsense. If you want a £150m-worth superstar attacker who genuinely elevates the team, it’s Vini Jr.

Vini + Rogers as the attacking signings would take Arsenal’s attack to best-in-Europe levels.

An attacking collection of Vini, Saka, Rogers, Gyökeres, Havertz, and Eze is a proper UCL-winning attack.

[Ayobami✨ @bharmie_]

I like watching videos from the House of Commons. Looks like a secondary school debate.