Bhaskar Sharma

[Jaaved Jaaferi @jaavedjaaferi]

"Arun Jaitley says people's problems r only for 1 or 2 quarters. He's right. Aftr 1 or 2 quarters people usually forget all their problems"

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

I’m excited to help bring #TheMummy to life. I can’t wait for you guys to see the full trailer Sunday.

[Youth Voice @ywfyouthvoice]

For all the non-vegans out there, must read: https://t.co/7DaZKsUs6v
#WorldAnimalDay #MakeThemHear

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

If you don't know how computer machines work, please don't mess with it! #hakon #hakon2016

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

Feel the beginning, bitch!

#IndiaStrikesBack #IndiaStrikesPak

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

@Paytmcare Give me a genuine reason, why is my money kept for so long and now the product is cancelled?!Or stay prepared for consumer forum!

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

@Paytmcare oh c'mon! Check my account. But as of now note complaint ID: 105366996 & 107232781. Would love to see you go silent again.

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

@Paytm is gross! @vijayshekhar I trusted your words, you lied to me!
Kudos @Flipkart, @amazon, & @myntra! You know the value of a customer.

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

mighty girls :P

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

"What's an onomatopoeia?"
I asked my cat, who likes to chat.
She looked at me and answered: "Meow!"
I looked at her and answered: "Wow!!"

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

If at first you don't succeed,
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then
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look in the trash for the instructions.
;D

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise."
- some dead guy.
#lmao..;D

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

Don' t take life too seriously.
You'll never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard
#as if I wish to...huh..!

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

Feelings change -memories don' t.

[Bhaskar Sharma @bhaskarshr]

Hey guys !
em on from today here...