Simran Bhatia

✒ A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.
#copywriter #contentwriter #socialmediamarketer

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Tweeted this 3y ago, seems more quintessential with every passing year :(

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

On #Rakshabandhan, instead of asking your brothers to fend & protect you, ask them to never harm, harass or threaten another woman ever. ❤✨
#HappyRakshaBandhan

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Toooo funny, Nikhil! 😭
Here's another spoiler w/o context! :,)

#MirzapurS3 #MirzapurOnPrime #Mirzapur3 #MirzapurSpoilers

[N @khilluhere]

Mirzapur Spoiler without context #Mirzapur3onAmazonPrime #Mirzapur #MirzapurS3

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

my jokes are funny : : you're an appreciative people pleaser
my jokes are not funny : : you have no discernable sense of humor

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@CoconutShawarma Dikh nahi raha, din mei dekh lungi👍

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

My work-life balance :

#instagramdown

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Hurt people hurt people :)

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@SaniyaDhawan1 Rishta wahi soch nayi :)

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@YuktaPatil2 I'll RT this tomorrow :)

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Passive aggressive kalesh shuru karke, ask them to pick sides 👍

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Corporate majdoori exemplified in a line :,)

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

The most important measure of a good writer isn’t their first draft—it’s what they do with the second draft based on your feedback.

[The Cybersmile Foundation @CybersmileHQ]

Note to self…

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

It's 10AM! I just wished "GOOD MORNING CUTIE🤗" to my sis & she replied with "door hatja bohot maarungi"🥹🤌
*Never felt more scared for my life*

#morningenergy #morningperson

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

Sharing my cab ride with my dad at untimely hours, for I know he'd be glued to tracking it for as long as it takes🥺...
If I can't find love as palpable as this, I don't want it ❤️

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@thenainagram #Friends Supremacy brooo >>>>>

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@akshat_shahh Oh nice. This is pretty effective! :)

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@realBrookNash Another agitating one would perhaps be Skw-ats for squats🤌 The exercise itself is a catastrophe, the least you could do is pronounce it right!🤭🤭

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@realBrookNash ProNOUNciation for pronunciation. Ahhh give me a break😵

[Simran Bhatia @bhatiasimi27]

@KapilSharmaK9 your presence would kindle the hopes of Manish's shooketh wife & may even bring back the life of an avid fan of yours!🙏
#BringSmiletoYourFan #KapilSharma #KapilSharmaShow @ReenaKotwani @KapilSharma1FC @TheKapilSShow

[@Reena Kotwani Sinha @Nini39948096]

#BringSmiletoYourFan Manish is on ventilator for over 9 months (250+ days) at Lilavati.The only thing that brings smile to his face is your show.If you can spare a few mins to see him,it might do magic and bring him back. Please help#kapilSharmaShow #KapilSharma #kapilsharmashow