Bhaven Patel

[Pedro Barino @barinopedro]

O Arsenal deve fechar com Bruno Guimarães e essa é uma boa oportunidade pra revisitarmos a carta que ele publicou no @TPTFootball em 2023.

Essa é a história que começa num táxi amarelo no Rio de Janeiro, número 39, e que agora vai desembarcar em Londres. 🧵
https://t.co/nOmSmEEln3

[Stompey🇸🇪 (fan) @stompey__]

Max Dowman fried my brain. What on earth is this 😭😭😭

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Make no mistake, this woman is a shit-stirring idiot.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Well, you did make a mistake. They're not.
The vast majority have already gone home.

Will you be correcting this tweet @SuellaBraverman? In the interests of truth and factual accuracy?

[Stretford Post @StretfordPost]

A Leicester fan speaking facts on the greatest rivalry of the premier league era. 👏

[British Banter @UKMemes2026]

Greatest pub sign of all time 👏

[Scorsese Universe @scorsesepoint]

The most gangster premeditated murder cigarette ever smoked

[.. @BodegaaCat]

They celebrate pre season wins like they won the league

[flo @goldengaard]

🫡

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Bruno Guimarães could be holding an Arsenal shirt and local Newcastle journalists will still have their fingers in their ears and be shouting: “Sorry but our Newcastle sources say he’s not for sale and there’s no direct contact between the clubs.”

[ThefootballPlug @PlugThefootball]

Nothing will ever beat the hype this signing brought. Waking up, staring in disbelief at sky sports news, so nostalgic man😮‍💨

[OG LOC🇨🇩 @osowxvyy]

He threw himself down the stairs once he heard Spurs were preparing a bid omds 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan Boogs @dankoogs]

Proper weirdos man.

[Bielsista @pedroelchileno]

Lying is all they have against the Arsenal.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

This beef between @FabrizioRomano and @Plettigoal reminds me of the time during covid when I informed my neighbour that the local shop had toilet roll back in stock.

He went to the shop only to find it had sold out. He came back and accused me of spreading ‘fake news’ about toilet roll availability in the local area.

I was devastated. It took me a full week to get over it.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

What is happening in Palestine is not a “conflict.” Call it what it is: occupation, apartheid and genocide.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

In Thatchers own words “privatisation of the energy industry will make us the envy of Europe” Thanks Margaret, you made a few people very rich and the rest of us much poorer.

[zispoms @imzispoms]

Ornstein with all the Prem + Madrid, Barca, PSG, Bayern exclusives while Fabrizio coming in hot with Al Ahli links

[Scøfield 🏆 @noz_zyy]

more goals on your head top🫶🏾