Bhavesh Raheja

Computer Engineer. Passionate Economist. Foodie.

[Bhavesh Raheja @bhaveshraheja]

@VicVijayakumar Imagine a daily batch job that did exactly this 😅
It’s harder if you’ve to get the keys first and then do it; if you have all the keys in an offline store, then it’s parallelize and boom 💥

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@Trendulkar The matches are in Dubai, so they decided to try and do RTL but terribly

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In an alternate friends world, Ross and his girlfriend from Poughkeepsie dated happily in spite of the commute. They moved to BLR and stayed 200 m away; but across marathalli junction; they broke up without being able to meet ever.

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BLR’s Marathalli junction: a place frozen in time. You’ll be frozen here in a traffic jam forever.

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Atleast ships disappeared in Bermuda Triangle. Scientists are puzzled with the fact that cars are visible but finding it impossible to move from marathalli junction. BLR’s own paradox.

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Time to mute "DeepSeek" ?

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2024’s second half turned out to be a great reading year. Here’s hoping to more in 2025. Looking forward to adding some great non-fiction as well to the mix. #GoodreadsYearinBooks

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@jangatron1 I’m just saying use of technology is interesting where it is relied upon when needed and overridden. If snicko is absolute truth, then 1 out of the 2 is not out, if it’s not, then 1 out of the 2 is not out; there’s no place where 2 out of 2 it’s out.

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Wow! Snicko when you like it, Override when you don't #INDvsAUS

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@romitme What a statesman! A leader who invited and accepted criticism. A leader unlike any other.

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India: A country where commoners are scared of justice system inefficiencies and no support from the police & government that scammers prey on this fear
What the government does to help: let’s add a 15-30 sec message to every phone call.
No scam ever again. Voila!

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Sitting still for the last 15 minutes from a location 10-min away according to Google Maps. BLR commute ftw!

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@united You need to have a baggage team on ground to talk to so that your encouragement is worth something.

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Dear @united , it can’t be last bag and my bag being exactly where it is for the last 30 min. Which one is true?

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@championswimmer Hey! math will be easier. You are not realizing, it’s public service. For the greater good!

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@ankeetmaini Wait! You say “hey” 😳
Here I just assign and get assigned. The hey comes with “do you have an update to this JIRA ticket I assigned to you moments ago?”

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@viraj_sheth @PeakySal Former and the age allows you to not feel guilty about it #alwaysageing

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@ankeetmaini A blank side is perfect. YOU are the content, the slide is just ambient lighting to make sure your the spark of yours doesn’t blind folks. 😉