Truth Butts

Buy your own tacos. Call yourself daddy. Eat your own ass.

[Truth Butts @bhclark95]

My mother just asked what superman's real name is. She is married to a man named Kent Clark.

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Swifties are a silly bunch

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Yeah, keep calling those screen passes. They haven't worked for the past 15 years, but tonight's the night

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Dear YouTube, none of us know what a premium bit rate is, and we're sure as shit not paying for it

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@SheaSerrano How many times do I have to see this god damn video?

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I tried to pay for a coffee with cash and utterly torpedoed this dude's day. He had to call the manager to help get my 48 cents in change

[Boeheims Chauffeur @Hndrxxan]

Some kid at the career fair today gave me a resume that had his high school batting average (.350) on it.

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@TheGoblinnn Straight terps

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I think the boys can tell I don't know ball. I've been referring to Isaiah Likely as Blake Lively for about a half hour

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"Did you hear, bro? There's a lung cancer vaccine. Cigs are back!"

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You idiots thought it was dumb to know so much about Rome, but guess who got 59 down no sweat

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@HiawathaAvenged @AmericanGwyn Lil bro doesn't even know about Marcus Crassus LMAO

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On my way to drop my 401K at the dispensary after watching 1 episode of Adventure Time

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@WriteGrlProbs

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Incredibly odd combo of 2 of my favorite things

[VinnyTheBozo @BozoVinny]

“What are we gonna do about Brain Rot content?”

Brain Heal content my friend.

[Truth Butts @bhclark95]

@AlanCralan @WorldDarkWeb 7 eleven based on the shirt and the ad on the terminal

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My dad looks like he's nursing the worst hangover of his life, but it turns out he was up to 4 am playing Scrabble

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Genuinely cannot tell if my mom is joking or not

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@KentMurphy Dude saying "our ass is in the jackpot" as if that's a phrase

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I just realized the Itsy Bitsy Spider is just Sisyphus for kids

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@MXCWest @bbyboyfg This is why everyone has plastic in their balls