Branden Hebert

You can't please everybody

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

I graduated college and became lame. My version of partying is drinking beers and sleeping by 10pm then waking up at 5am 🥲

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

Are #Sugarmommy real? Because I could use one.😅

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

In the name of Betty White I'm getting hammered tonight

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

I got stopped by the cops riding my friend's dirt bike this is how it went.

Cop: what are you doing?

Me: idk man

[Papi Mela @AquiHayMelaza]

¿DÓNDE?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

RT to save a life

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Love is in the air"

Me:

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That comment though....

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Coaches don’t play 😂😂

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

There all just memories now

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dear Ladies,

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

Packing my shit for college listening to @chrisbrown got me in my feels😂😂😂

[Branden Hebert @bhebert98]

My boss came through the car wash today and tipped me. He said this is for the parties later🍻

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Hold on blood we ain't got no longer stick?" https://t.co/fB091X952b

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the squad hands me the aux cord https://t.co/j7iIyz0ix0

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

4 your bags only

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Nighthawk https://t.co/XJBpcOUGhg

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

DEAD 😭😭