Brian Henshaw

A scholar and a gentleman.

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🐐Usain ran away from those boys like...

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Does Favre's #HOF shrine include his Jets-era cellphone?

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Everything I know about Mormons I've learned from Trey Parker, Matt Stone and BYU football.

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12 hours till Coldplay! #SaidNoOneEver

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Still amazing that Leonardo DiCaprio can even be there tonight, much less walk, after the bear-rape. Congrats, Leo! #GodSpeed #GoldenGlobes

[CBS Sports NBA @CBSSportsNBA]

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia...
https://t.co/XL9eloXQv3

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Alex Rodriguez* passes Barry Bonds* for 2nd all-time* in RBI* with 1997*.

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Vladimir Putin isn't missing, he's just been working on his Bracketology. He'll be back tomorrow. #SelectionSunday

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Do these effectively hide my thunder? #AskChip

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It was nice of Johnny Weir to lend Missy his wardrobe.

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This still isn't as bad as marrying Russell Brand. #MenageATweet

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GET JOHNNY WEIR OFF MY TV!

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Forget about Aaron's calf...is the field gonna hold up???

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Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! #USAvsBEL

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And now California Chrome is led off to a disappointing life of eating, sleeping, and banging hundreds of other horses.

[Brian Henshaw @bhen82]

Sam actually graduated? Congrats! #uwgrad

[Brian Henshaw @bhen82]

Super bowl commercials have been a disapointment. Im going to boycott any product with a non comedic commercial

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Over/Under for number of socks worn on wieners by the Red Hot Chili Peppers during the half time show is now set at 1.5.

[Brian Henshaw @bhen82]

Matt Garza! I like it! #Brewers #playoffs

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Andrew Luck brings the Colts back!!