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@djbirchy I reckon he went to Moyes at half time and said “please sir, can I have some more”

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@djbirchy At least they don’t seem to have turned him around for the 2nd half

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@djbirchy He’s awful. Not even hiding it.

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@faisalislam @elonmusk Sissy Space-X has another, far more lucrative, source of income now.

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@bfsrocks @OVOArena @wheatus @punkrockfactory Tickets sorted…

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@NCG_com Not for a hole in one, but for an eagle on a par 4. Got the par though.

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@djbirchy They had a go though

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@BBCMOTD @BBCSport I haven’t the foggyist idea what happened there

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@djbirchy I think someone on the Liverpool bench may have said something similar to the ref

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@CPhilpOfficial He didn’t say that though did he? Presumably you will now correct the record, and while you are at it, issue a full apology for your lies in Parliament. While you are doing that, perhaps you can also explain why, in 14 years of Conservative government, you did fuck all.

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@djbirchy I reckon you’ll need to get your little clock out again. I did write clock didn’t I?

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@PaulAnthonyRock @PlanetRockRadio Morning Paul. Iron Maiden makes me think 81

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@ConsPost @PippaCrerar That’s not even as many as those who voted Tory in the last election. So you are saying that because fewer people want him out that didn’t want Labour in the first place, you want a re-run. You are not serious people.

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@PaulAnthonyRock @PlanetRockRadio Pretty sure Animal House was 1978. I was just old enough to see it at the cinema.

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@PaulAnthonyRock @PlanetRockRadio Morning Paul. The Van Halen track was a bit of a give away. From the album named after the year. 1984

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@brianmoore666 You don’t follow me here,but I’ve just dipped a toe in the bluesky water, and have followed you there too.

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@TheProgAlliance Just found you. Thanks

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@MartinSLewis @TheFCA Is it a reasonable assumption that this wouldn’t apply if you have only had 0% finance deals?

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@djbirchy You’ll have to move the Easter eggs first.