Becky

MFL teacher. Manchester. Lover of all good crime shows.

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

@Seanchuckle I’m a teacher and I’m just speechless. The woman who is on record saying ‘I don’t care if I fail maths, I’m going to be famous.’ Whoever decided this must be losing the plot…

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Americans - take that superfluous "s" that you add to Lego, and put it rightfully onto the end of Maths.

[bug girl @buggirl]

my favorite reddit stories to read are ones where husband pressures wife into opening their marriage however he gravely overestimates his market value and loses his fucking mind crying and shitting his pants bc wife is getting many many dates meanwhile no one wants his ugly ass

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. Please leave him a heart ❤️ for helping good dogs find their humans.

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

@Headteacherchat I would prefer a week being taken out of the summer and added on to October half term. 6 weeks is too long and the current half terms are not long enough.

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

@KarenJukes2 @ThomasWillett9 I used to work at M&S and they tend to apologise for everything, even if nothing bad happened. I once got a complaint for smiling too much and taking too long to swipe things through (they had a ridiculously big shop) and M&S sent them an apology and a voucher. Crazy!

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

@fesshole Me thinks the lady doth protest too much…

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

It's just so tricky to figure out if vaccines work or not

Let's look at polio.

The data isn't clear

We may never know

[. @jdpoc]

#Budget2024 …

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

I'm 35 this weekend so I'd like to know when I'm going to stop dreaming that I completely forgot about an entire A Level subject, haven't attended the lessons, and now have to take the exam?!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

My parents: when we were your age we were married with kids

Me: do you think Pingu is neurodivergent

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Germany: here's a Deutschland Ticket, you can use any train except for the ICE. Enjoy it.

UK: Oh under normal circumstances yes this ticket would be valid BUT today is the first sunny Wednesday since two week after St Swithen's day. Prison for you, and we're killing your dog.

[Austine @theereal_one]

Stop forcing yo children to eat food they don’t like. You too don’t eat food you don’t like. I will never forget the nights that I spent sitting at the table, crying, throwing up and being forced to eat food I didn’t like. It’s so common we joke about it, but it’s not okay.

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

The bottom line is, women do not want nor are we asking for men to protect us, we’re asking for men to stop being the thing we need protection from. I can’t make it any clearer.

[Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89]

I take at least one accidental screenshot of my lock screen every day.

[Jane Caro @JaneCaro]

A Kenyan Olympian murdered by her boyfriend. A French husband and the 72 men who he offered his drugged & unconscious wife to. Women in Afghanistan erased from life for the crime of being female. 1 woman every 4 days murdered by her partner in Australia. Global #waronwomen

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

I am looking after a child. I can confirm that Bluey is surprisingly witty and Peppa Pig is an absolute piece of shit.

[quinn알리사 @Quinveer]

Women wised up to the fact that majority of men want kids in a way a child wants a puppy knowing full well the mom is going to pick up after it and do most of the labor required. Men don’t train to be loving empathetic and present fathers the way women are expected to be mothers.

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

Had a lovely day out as a belated birthday treat from my best mates, only to be referred to as ‘rapemeat’ by a handful of lads in a bar.
Why do people have to ruin a perfectly nice day? There is no need. Apparently I can’t even go out and feel safe. This is unacceptable.

[Becky @bhmarsh92]

I’m not even a fan of her music but you can’t deny the impact that she has and how many women of all ages see her as a role model. She represents the strong, independent woman of these times.
Some men just can’t deal with this, apparently. Sad little gremlins…