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@DanLooney5 @MizzouFootball @CoachDrinkwitz Only a winning record? Coach drink is UNDEFEATED vs. the jayhawks

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@Okiki_Authority God can be birthed if He wills it. And He did will it.

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@Beganovic2026 Welcome back, metrolink green line

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@BRoh23 @RevIsaacWirtz @redeemed_zoomer Deceased non-Lutheran Christians aren’t in hell. It’s just that when they get to heaven they realize the error of their ways and become Lutheran. Thus, there are only Lutherans in heaven.

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@RedditCFB RedditCFB’s beaker loyalties rear their ugly heads once again

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@SSN_Mizzou Faurot Field at Passions Adult Boutique Stadium

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@mcavoymiz @JFulghamARincon @MizzouAthletics It will be something like ‘Faurot Field at Edward Jones Stadium’, just like how it is now with Memorial Stadium

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@DanLooney5 @MizzouFootball @CoachDrinkwitz Only a winning record? Coach drink is UNDEFEATED vs. the jayhawks

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@jayhawkjenn @kai_vonfintel @LinkofSunshine Your team is named after a terrorist group.

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@Eric_Schmitt @SEC @MizzouFootball kansas, Arkansas, and OU

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@lovinglyprolife Current network is ‘Fi Strong Word’

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@HansFiene Eventually the death rate will eclipse the birth/new arrivals rate, leaving more properties than people to live in them

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@GrootSports9 3-9

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@RuralLutheran Wow! Absolutely crazy that Thomas Kingo penned 8.841762x10^30 verses to "On My Heart Imprint Your Image"!

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@Stone070306 @TheBabylonBee Nope, none left. Turns out the largest Protestant school system is being run by Santa Claus

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@WmWeedon @HansFiene Lutheranism is Aldi. Maybe not the most grand or largest of the grocery stores, but it has what you need.

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@LordKadidy @westernaddress @SickosCommittee I once saw Oregon state merch in oklahoma

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@NWSStLouis Wouldn't 12-5 AM be early Thursday morning? Language is a little confusing here.

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@ottensam “Overrepresentation” shares no causal link with “unfair advantages”. For example, women are also overrepresented on college campuses, by almost a 60-40 split. But, I don’t see much concern over hypothetical “unfair advantages” in favor of women that have led to such imbalance.

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@CheekyJesterton @RCNonsense Does He say “take, worship perpetually”?

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@MizzouForTheWin Zumwalt