Bekah Hoogerwerf

i can't wait to tell my therapist about this!

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

i was that kid at sleepovers that would call my mom and ask if it was ok for me to watch a PG-13 movie

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

for the love of god please stop smashing my burgers

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

carriage save and wait

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

they not like us (they’ve never cried in an airport)

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

mr. cleaners my father, call me vacuum

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

diddle in moderation

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

we don’t get to boo enough in life

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

@pitbull any chance you can get me tickets to your show in charleston??? 🙏 i am a huge fan, certified baldy and everything. the tickets are just a little too expensive for me please help me out 😭😭 #dale

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

why you got a staple in your resume da fuck

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

how much of the us economy is stapled to the walls of dive bars

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

pray for your hungover baristas today

[kev @k_hoog]

flew home for a week and had a great time! now excited to reacquaint myself with my couch after having a full schedule for the first time in my life!!!

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

sometimes it’s just like yeah i can see why the only place you can get gigs to play live music is at the airport bar

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers (i am hungover at work)

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

diddy kong aquarius

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

dry bones sun shy guy moon koopa kid rising

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

every meal is a one pan meal if you’re not an idiot

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

any city is walkable if you just don’t give a shit

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

the game is bingo you better fUCKING YELL OUT BINGO BITCH enough of this quiet waving your arm and whispering “i think i have bingo” it’s two syllables you gotta SHOUT IT OR YOU SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED LIKE JUST LEAVE IF YOURE TOO EMBARASSED TO YELL IM SICK OF THIS

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

sometimes you just have to get your EGOT (beer wine and liquor)

[Bekah Hoogerwerf @bhoog]

jon taffer summer