Britany Howell

Always happy, never satisfied💁🏻‍♀️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[BB Base ⚡️ @BigBroBase]

this is now top 5 worst seasons and i'm not being dramatic...why is the jury phase literally just gonna be reindeer games.... #bb27

[cassie @bigbrotherbest]

my coworker: how was your weekend?

me in my head: well one of my favorite big brother players ever was just eliminated by twist when she just spent the last 8 weeks as a former winner not ever nominated and could have been the first two time winner

me out loud: good!!
#bb27

[autumn updates @autumns_updates]

checking BB updates under the table during a wedding… i’m no better than those men with their football

(but only while i wait for dinner to be served ok)

#bb27

[josiane @josianexnm]

a live HOH after this would have been sickening. BRING BACK LIVE HOHs!!! #BB27

[sydney @demiurgently]

great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed

[Tom 🔑 @tvtalkswithtom]

me: big brother is a social game that is a deep psychological look into the human mind

big brother:

#BB27

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

[Garrett Scott 🕳 @thegarrettscott]

Me getting into a Waymo drunk:
“Sooo…how long have you been a waymo?”

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Have an early flight tomorrow so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room

[໊ @sonohoor]

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

[Chris @citehchris]

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

in the club asking them to turn on the air conditioning just a lil bit