Robert Howe

Occasionally cogent shitposter. If you think I'm a bot because I don't have any followers, you're an idiot.
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@Not_the_Bee Headline of the decade

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@Rothmus He's just a wave rider. There are many like him. He's just more famous,

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@jtackeff @fenwaypark @RedSox @TartanArmyGroup @BBisntBoring @JomboyMedia They're happy in Fenway because they don't understand baseball and don't comprehend the abysmal display being offered by the home team.

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@libsoftiktok If you're wearing a mask in 90 degree heat, you should be arrested on the general principle that you're up to no good.

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@JustineBateman I'm wondering how many companies Pfizer has swallowed up in the past 30 years. You won't hear anything about that though, because they pay her.

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@BreitbartNews According to CNN it was a black Cooper's hawk that was innocent and unarmed.

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@CNviolations No, he has a point. Mexico is better. They should come up here and take back all the millions who took a wrong turn and ended up in the inferior country.

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@BowesChay Women get to a point where they think "enough is enough", and instead of dedicating their lives to making more, they step out and enjoy themselves full time.

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@SpunkyPatriot_ Umm, it was pretty common knowledge to let the hot water run out first.

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@TaraBull Also known as "The night I got 50 phone numbers"

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@243_cal Yes, please don't let the public at large see the hellscape that politicians have created and continue to foster with enthusiasm. Someone might get mad.

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@PlanetOfMemes Sip 'N Piss

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@DefiantLs This will end badly for her.

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@ClownWorld

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@RoseteExposed @JustineBateman We have satellites in orbit that know what kind of underwear you're wearing. I think someone could figure this out.

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@RealAlexJones The only thing worse than burning microwave popcorn is cooking/heating fish.

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@mattgaetz Why do people use prediction markets as results? Anyone with a bunch of money can manipulate them to look any way they want.

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@SusieM414141 Pretentious people are silly.

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@DefiantLs She can't find South Dakota on a map.

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@ClownWorld Take your time being a kid and enjoy it, even if other people are making decisions for you. One day when you're grown, you'll wish you could go back.