Slim Brady

The Nicest boy ever

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Taco shell made of pickle with sadnwich ingredients in it

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

I don’t wanna be a cog in the machineeeeeuhhhhhh

[flyest white girl @cokandball]

i love what suki is doing rn

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Appalachian forest folklore monsters:

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Bitches be like I hate light pollution and leave every light in the house on

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Who was trader joe originally? What’s his story

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

@chase_jordan23 I AMMMMMMM

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

has he tried getting handsomer and perfecting or perhaps maximizing his looks?

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Every few years you find a pair of jeans that fit you perfectly and 6 months later they’re somehow trash

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

@umble__ Wait can you invite me next time I’m just curious

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

When you hold a grilled chicken breast under running water you call it a bird bath. That’s really the whole
Joke

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

I came up with a really funny joke at my kitchen job recently but my coworkers didn’t care for it and I wanted to tweet it but you guys wouldn’t get the joke and then it would have made me all sad

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

I came up with a really funny joke at my kitchen job recently but my coworkers didn’t care for it and I wanted to tweet it but you guys wouldn’t get the joke and then it would have made me all sad

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Does anyone wanna let me hit their vape

[azi @sazifide]

if i was a parent id love having my unemployed college graduate adult child living in my house

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

@umble__ I’m serious it’s a condition I have

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

I just burped a carrot

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Do people who make mistakes deserve to relax yes or no

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

I feel like there’s something crucial to life that everyone else has and I don’t

[Slim Brady @bhreesew]

Gone are the days of eating instant oatmeal so I don’t go to bed hungry after a full day of work. This is the fucking life.

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

me waiting for the cashier to notice me after i screwed up the self check out again