Eat Shit, Terry!

She/Her/Hers, leftist, 30 something. ♌ sun, ♑ Moon, ♑ rising. Queer. Feed me and tell me I'm pretty.

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Cortland bought out the last complex I lived in. If there's any justice, this doj probe shuts all this stupid shit down

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I went exploring through old T-shirts at my parents place and found this old internet relic.

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My dear friend, Bog Demon, has posted his first YouTube video and aside from featuring the best babies, the music slaps and his art is so cute!

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Lmmfao changed the hashtag very nice. Also thrilled this account can drive accompanied by an adult now. #MyXAnniversary

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If I am you what your service tag is and you give me GUFF after I told you where to find it you can eat my shorts, old man.

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There is no excuse for working in a corporate environment and not knowing basic information about your computer

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They dropped it to the wrong house. Thankfully the photo shows which door mat. And they gave it back to me, but the fact that they didn't just fucking give it and they had to be asked is just brutal

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I'm always nervous about ordering shit from Amazon, and they claim to have delivered a book I ordered, but lo it's not there

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Can't fucking improve myself if my shit keeps getting stolen

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Shit if not that I could use it as a down payment on a second car and just not move anywhere

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Yo I'm looking at houses to rent and I can afford the monthly payments, but first, last, and entire months of rent for security deposit takes a 'reasonable' $3k, and turns it into 9 THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS

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If I'm doing that I might as well just fucking save up the rest of a down payment

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Oh, they also say there should be a readily visible REJECT ALL option, and lmao, NONE of the sites Ive been to do.

And these are literally local news affiliates. I'm not going to OAN, I'm going to 9Denver, which is an NBC affiliate.

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Loving this new trend where news sites are making me select SEVENTY FIVE DIFFERENT OPTIONS to turn off cookies.

Can you explain to me why certain cookies are designated legitimate and WHY?

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Everything I can find on this is Gdpr related, and buckaroo, I'm not in the UK, so why the fuck are all the local news sites doing this

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I'm too much of a disaster to not have an employer

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I'm growing more and more discontent with working for businesses, but I struggle daily with the knowledge that there's no way I could make as much money easier.

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I can't spell that man's name to save my life. Even if I get it correct, autocorrect is coming for me

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Barry Keoughan has big 'French Stewart in 3rd Rock from the Sun' energy.

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Can't be watching saltburn. Dark comedy my ass. you mother fuckers already tricked me with the banshees of inishirin, and apparently Barry Keough is just not for me