Pontifex Caesar

࿗ I hate socks. I hate shoes. I hate that we have to wear them because, society. Stay Natty. ࿗

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[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@deedahdelair @ArunudoyB and what food do we have?

we cant feed our own citizens let alone others.

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[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@Gudura23FB @emirbozgan I'm 5'7". I got mad compliments with my sleeper build at 132lbs. Clothes on, no one said much; not much to notice. But when I'd be shirtless for an occasion my ripped build surprised folks and the compliments flowed.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@warikoo Indian Hustlers University.

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@pumamethod @Kate1s73 alcoholics do it all the time :p

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@NapoleonBonabot If one is ever stuck with a bunch of eggs and a ton of sand he/she will not go hungry.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@Civixplorer The Persians came before all this.... where the fuck are they? Why is Persia so small?

Where are the Macedonians?

Just why?

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@themodernhp started a homestay and we grow our own shit. cook our own meals and provide trekking guides/equipment. This dude is not fit for life in ACTUAL nature.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@themodernhp Went to Himachal for a sabbatical back in '18. Was supposed to be a 3 week stay. Ended up staying for 8 months. 2.5 of which were without any electricity due to a shot transformer which took time to replace.

"poor internet" ? how about no functional power at all?
was amazing.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@ombharatiya @perplexity_ai is ghey

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@rockyhof0810 @ameyahardas @KreatelyMedia "male privilege and entitlement"..... women fat shame each other and men more than men do.

snowflake

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@BobDoll69 @royalserf She got em big ole titties.

Dicke Titten.

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@jainneeraj42 @harshdeeprapal That would require messing with the multiple calendars of the many communities here. That's a task on par with purging mass corruption.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@Buckldbuttercup @grok @isiwami @elonmusk Caesar would've been against the proscriptions enforced by the Second Triumvirate.

Labienus was Caesar's best man; he had differing opinions. Ended up fighting against him.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@MarchOfTheWest @Buckldbuttercup @grok @isiwami @elonmusk His clemency got the best of him. At least Octavian was able to learn from his mistakes.

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@Buckldbuttercup @grok @isiwami @elonmusk The second triumvirate came After Caesar. Caesar had nothing to do with those proscriptions.

why are you people so stupid?

[Pontifex Caesar @bhurusmaximus]

@KiranKS Maybe stay in India and this won't happen? Or is India too shitty to live a decent life?

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@Animalsdaily6 @AMAZlNGNATURE Cruelty? In what way aside from a little Emotional Damage did the lemon hurt the camel?

Dude just scarfed down a cactus. Lemons are the last thing a camel has to worry about. They just really dislike the taste.

This was hilarious.