Captain Billy

(cartoon/cartoon) I am sofa king. [email protected]

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

Maui Strong - Hawaii Community Foundation https://t.co/hQBfJg39c0

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@LaughJack15 Yes. OWC. https://t.co/ikX0nI92od

Also, Amazon has had M1 MacBook Air for $750, which is a fantastic bang for your buck. https://t.co/6arsnn4gze

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@PhillipsPOBrien I suggest Mastadon. This is the way.

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@LenKasper also listening in Carmel, IN. (Next door to Fishers)

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@theDude78794542 Look at dat hair!

[John Gruber @gruber]

Like a glass of ice water in hell compared to Twitter today:

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@gruber I use this Bookmarklet to launch a mini Twitter experience. javascript:(function()%7Bjavascript:https://t.co/q7SG64TXM0('https://t.co/HzTbUbdHJh);%7D)();

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@emilycarlson82 Is it a dying freezer, refrigerator or other appliance calling out for help?

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@BrianMueller333 @gruber @daringfireball Fantastic. Thank you!!

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

I have not read one god damned book this year. Crushing my goals!

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@JoannaStern The Fire Kids is so junk that I got my son a refurbished iPad a year later.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[Trojan Records @trojanrecords]

Happy Christmas Eve 🎅🏾🎄

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@BarackObama Backyard Tire Fire is the comeback of the year. https://t.co/XQv0zIFJ4Q

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@JoannaStern Trackpad mo bettah.

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@StephenKing I attach it to the next bar. So, kinda.

[John Ourand @Ourand_Puck]

It’s cool to see that most of the comics in today’s paper are tributes to Charles Schulz on what would have been his 100th birthday.

[Captain Billy @bi11jon]

@CarlSkanberg You had me at beer.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Staff member trying to explain “un-grammable hang zones” to me and I’ve never felt so old

[Ragnar Gudmundsson 🇮🇸🇺🇦 @ragnarbjartur]

When listening to Peskov rationalizing the Russian retreat from Kherson I was reminded of this...