yves nocive

my life but there’s no context // opinions expressed do not necessarily correspond to those of the author // lil dumb vegetarian // they|them

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"I was going to go to crocodile world, but that was the weekend you came over"
"oh no! we croc-blocked!"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"oh of course! because it's daylight savings, not daylight wastings!"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"I've sold my soul now so I have to dress in black"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"your logic was actually fairly sound, it was just also totally wrong"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"it's giving Cruella de Vil..... if she was a supportive auntie"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"it's a bit like playing the cello or the violin. nobody learns"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"what the fuck are knoppers"
"they're basically like hanuta"
"what's hanuta"
"well it's basically like knoppers"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"newbies are often very shy, so like to I make them fight for their lives"

[Jenny @herhairglows]

yves: hi MTV welcome to my fridge

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"I'll come back to the cult, let's concentrate on the laminate flooring"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"so what makes yours different?"
"oh, it's shitter"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"millennials would rather use hand sanitizer than pray"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

bardic inspiration: "i don't really know you well. at all. but um.... yeah"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"the good news is it can't be a tpk because rogue is already dead!"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"the looking to licking pipeline"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"nostradamus, schmostradamus"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"yasss, king herod, slayyyyy"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"there's always a business case for dragons"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"ooh! I know this! whoo, modern music!"
"this is from the seventies"

[yves nocive @bi_astral]

"take only inventory, leave only corpses"