Squidward🦑

living in my own Bikini Bottom 🫧

[Squidward🦑 @bi_kini_bottom]

I've lost all my respect for Peter

[gingerX @Ginger_xe]

When was the last time you saw a butterfly?

[gingerX @Ginger_xe]

When was the last time you saw a butterfly?

[Squidward🦑 @bi_kini_bottom]

Yes Morty, "over there" would've been way better than all of this shit 😂😂

[Squidward🦑 @bi_kini_bottom]

@Shileisaboy Good evening fam👋

[gingerX @Ginger_xe]

Will you be my first subscriber?💍

[Felix⭐️ @cfc_felixx]

💫 Lionel Messi’s official votes for the Ballon d’Or 2026

🥇Harry Kane
🥈Kylian Mbappe
🥉Harry Kane

[Alan @Alan2398563610]

He was a obviously made to be happy

[Bez @SrBez_]

"We Have Seized The Enemy Airfield."

He shot tracers in the day, so he could write himself up a CAR that night 😆

Him yelling “Follow my tracers!” lives rent free in my head for some reason.

[MilkyWay @Mikoko38]

Does the state have no fault divorce? if so, judge should mind his own business🤣🤣

Words can't describe how much I love this show and how funny it really is!! must watch!!

🎥 marvelous mrs maisel

[iam_jayboy 𝕏 ❄️ @Aiamjayboy]

The Pacifier Negotiation

[Muffin @FeechiNaomi]

He divorced the wrong woman

[Solomon Jay @Iam_SolomonJay]

The night I slept with her, she told me something that made me regret the entire night.

She looked me in the eyes and said, “Please, don't hate me when you find out the truth.”

I laughed because I thought she was joking.

I was wrong.

I met Vanessa at a friend's birthday party. She was beautiful, quiet, and surprisingly easy to talk to. After a few weeks of talking, we started dating.

One evening, she came over to my place, and things between us became intimate.

Afterward, while we were lying together, she suddenly started crying.

I asked her what was wrong.

She wiped her tears and said, “There's a reason I agreed to date you. I didn't tell you because I was afraid you'd leave.”

My heart started beating faster.

“What's the reason?” I asked.

She took a deep breath.

“Do you remember your best friend, Michael?”

I nodded.

She looked away and whispered, “Before I met you, Michael told me something about you. He said you were the reason his last relationship ended.”

I was confused. I had never interfered in Michael's relationships.

Then she revealed the real reason she had approached me.

Michael had made a bet with his friends that Vanessa could make me fall in love with her within one month. She had initially agreed because she wanted the money.

But somewhere along the way, she said she developed genuine feelings for me.

I got dressed and asked her to leave.

She cried and begged me to believe that her feelings had become real.

I couldn't tell whether she was lying again.

The following morning, Michael called me, laughing.

“So, how was your night with Vanessa?”

[Joe @cee_four4]

The fate of the seventh generation

[Hattie M. Z. @hattiemz_]

Bad singing is a crime.. even AI characters aren't safe now

[Ava Faye @ava_isa_blessed]

When you realize your husband\boyfriend won't last long without you 😂😂

[Baba @BabaDClint]

The book titles are sending me😭😂🤣

[Calm Properties Limited @CalmProperties2]

See where Zanku hang ball 🤣

[#BoyWithTheMic @Jojofalani]

Nigerian secondary schools need to do better.

[Riri🦄🦄 @Gabbyguccii]

He thought he was having a good day😭