bianca dot

I'm at the Apple store, where is the app room?

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

itinerary for the day

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

I do have connections to a pretty lucrative natural resource: infinite snot

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

would you pay a monthly subscription for me to say Jamiroquai?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny will voice Pizza With Sunglasses in ‘TOY STORY 5.’

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

got cancelled for being friends with the monster that's under my bed

[Grace @grace__iphone]

just made a burger, came up with the phrase "a little burger never hurt nobody," and then dropped the plate on the ground and shattered it

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

when it's just one person killing themselves, it's a noose. when it's multiple, it's neese.

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

Every night I like to wind down by having beautiful women on my phone whisper "Coconut" over and over to me until I’m fast asleep. The years I was meant to be alive in are exactly 2026 and 3

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

Homeless guy sitting on the floor of my subway station wearing these shoes

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

last time i took a relationship seriously i killed myself in my head every night for a year

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

romantically, they call me "The Exterminator"

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

Your twitter doesn’t have to be funny. It doesn’t even have to be interesting. And the best part? No one will ever see it. This is bliss.

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

Thank you grace Ives for accompanying me on a bike ride across Brooklyn. I had a nice time with you. Congratulations on Girlfriend.

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

En Garde
swordfish!

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

ive been wishing i was younger since i was 6 years old, when my father read me a poem outloud in my kindergarten class called "Stay 5, Bianca"

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

The teenaged boys in Brooklyn are wearing swimming goggles as sunglasses btw

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

brownies are so good! omg! and also blondies and also cookies :)

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

It feels like it came out of nowhere, but it’s probably appropriation I’m unaware of

[bianca dot @bianca_dot]

I’ve noticed today it has become very trendy for twenty-somethings in Brooklyn to say “happy birthday bianca”Is anyone else experiencing this ??

[Chandler Levack @clevack]

required reading for girl directors and difficult women!!!