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never serious

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@Donatos why have I called 4 times about my delivery order and have been hung up on 4 times

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@SpiritAirlines my bag wasn’t loaded on my (2 hour delayed) flight last night and still hasn’t arrived. can someone give me a better answer than the customer service rep i waited half an hour to speak to, please😀

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@Ask_Spectrum hi is there an outage in socal? 90025 specifically. i work from home and my internet cut out

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why does yatchy always have that white gunk in the corners of his mouth

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‘we’re all worried about you’ girl, go to hell

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

one thing i HATE is when you have a disagreement with someone and all of a sudden they’re talking about how everyone thinks you’re crazy, it’s a big manipulation tactic. who tf care’s about everyone, we talking about you and me!

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22 years old is the scariest thing a man can be

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@G_Hammy12 looked close but he did not

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oop joe actually did talk about his divorce

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the john stamosfication of joe jonas (everyone used to love him but now we’re all realizing he kinda sucks)

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not me grumbling out loud to myself in public

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@mariahblowpez so far it’s not even close to mexico!! we did have an earthquake tho

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did we ever figure out why taylor lautner Looks Like That

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not this girl. 10 years of leaning into the girls like pink stereotype paying off

[j a d a @jadawadas]

you never realize how little pink you own until you’re on your way to see barbie…

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if you show up to a man’s house and he has either the office or friends on, you’re about to have the most mediocre time

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every so often i think about the time i was trying to point out a failed situation to a friend and she goes ‘i can’t see him. that fat, greasy guy is in the way.’ i was, in fact, talking about the fat, greasy guy 🥲

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@G_Hammy12 oop

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i’m ready to hear ja’s suspension whenever adam silver is ready to announce it. no rush.

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getting proposed to on the jumbotron at a cleveland guardians game has to be the least romantic shit ever