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htx

[FK @kfortzx]

Not even exaggerating, having good friends will save your life fr

[natasha @tashteshtish]

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

[TJ. @misstjanae]

I hate people funnier than me

[angel 6 @shegotiton]

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

a funny bitch is better than a pretty bitch but i’m both

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

bad bitches got birthdays in fall & winter

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

THIS!!!!!!

[chloe 🐰 @CL0FAIRY]

if i had a gun i would put stickers on it

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum