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@the_simulated @Ike_Saul @fakt000mas @grok If you think anything in this thread said anything about 1000 posts a day, then you’re the exact kind of moron Elon targets with lies like “There are 12 million dead people on Social Security!”

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@elonmusk Thanks for reminding me to donate!

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@elonmusk

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@mangrove_t @MZanona No need for a pardon. Releasing it is potentially against “norms” but there’s no law against it, & they’re protected by the Speech & Debate clause anyway.

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@MZanona “Oops, I guess I left it on the copy machine and someone took it.”

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@vuyof_kz @JonahLandergan @RyanWaltersSupt You clearly haven’t read the Quran, and I sincerely doubt that you’ve read the Bible as an adult.

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@SnydeNotSnarky @JonahLandergan @RyanWaltersSupt Yes, it did, actually. Read a little bit of history.

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@RyanWaltersSupt Maybe you’d be better off putting grammar and punctuation into your classrooms, you illiterate hack.

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@marmichael8 @tmelissen1219 @SRockyChase2 They don’t understand that democracy is at stake, or in some cases they just didn’t believe it. Some groups that were mad at Ds thought Harris was going to win handily so it wouldn’t matter if they “made a statement” by voting downballot only.

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@VictorV48231854 @deberd99 @SuckItVileLibs @marceelias Biden already cleaned up Trump’s fentanyl mess. Overdoses are down >60% compared to 2020. But you don’t really give a shit about that.

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@tmelissen1219 @marmichael8 @SRockyChase2 She raised $1B. Elon Musk paid $44B to turn Xitter into a cesspool of disinfo & incel hate. We got beat b/c we underestimated how many voters think Trump is cool bc he “gets away with shit.” Now we have to make bros see the shit hitting *them* w/out saying “told you so.”

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@tmelissen1219 @marmichael8 @SRockyChase2 158,429,300 votes were counted by Dec 9, 2020. This year, 155,391,700 votes have been counted. No state is finished counting. Final count will be within 2M of 2020 total. Easy to believe 2M sat it out.

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@timjacobwise Immigrants “poisoning the blood of our country” and “taking away our culture”— but those immigrants are Musk, Murdoch, & Thiel. Musk is a drug user & a weirdo, & Thiel has literally written that he’s opposed to democracy. How do we get the bros to talk about that?

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If you voted for Donald, don’t you dare thank a veteran for their service today. You voted to eliminate VA Hospitals & Clinics, to slash benefits for disabled Veterans, & to eliminate Veteran jobs in the federal workforce. You’re not welcome for our service. #VeteransDay

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@potential__sam @literaryeric She’s the one 81M of us voted for to take over if Biden had to drop out.

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@EveryMan4King @EllieGabalus Look at 1992.

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@dtimm53217 @EllieGabalus @MollyJongFast Look at 1992. Almost as large a reversal with less trauma. And if Vance is the 2028 candidate, he’s got just as little charisma as HW Bush.

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@nation_based @rpyers WTF does Hobbs have to do with any of this?? There are 49 other states plus DC, & the bomb threats are in CA.

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@nation_based @rpyers 1) It’s GOP that pushes rules that make this impossible, like not even allowing officials to check signatures on absentee ballot envelopes or open them as they’re received
2) There are 1000s of precincts that r >2 hrs away from county headquarters. How r you going to count those?

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@JKamler @GregTSargent We also remember the longest-ever government shutdown that cost billions in lost business, delayed permits & project starts, damage to national parks & monuments, lost research results, etc. Federal employees got back pay. Restaurants & cleaners & tourist industry didn’t.