B

excerpts from my mind

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

I better get laid again before we get nuked.

[B @bibidls]

take me to a time when 'BBL' meant: be back l8er

[B @bibidls]

hey,Google
where's my mind

[B @bibidls]

I came, I saw, I got anxious and left

[B @bibidls]

I'd rather roll over and give you morning sex instead of trying to find my phone to read your good morning text

[B @bibidls]

tell your dog I said hi

[B @bibidls]

The Presence of Absence

[B @bibidls]

If a male has the audacity to ask what I bring to the table I'm just going to say, another man
🤷‍♀️

[B @bibidls]

Costco wholesale because I come in bulk 😤💪

[B @bibidls]

IDK where I'm headed, but I'm OMW

[B @bibidls]

if it weren't for manic episodes I'd never get anything done

[B @bibidls]

deucess
'cause you useless

[B @bibidls]

people be stirring the pot..
I'd rather smoke it

[B @bibidls]

was never good at math, but I love counting money

[B @bibidls]

when I stand in a crowd is when I feel most alone
🎶

[B @bibidls]

all my boyfriends would make a solid husband

[B @bibidls]

the way my cat loses interest after playing with lizards and accidentally killing them is synonymous to how I act w/ men

[B @bibidls]

if people can zipper merge at Chick-fil-A why can't they do it on a highway

[B @bibidls]

break down a stogie fill it like a hoagie
she pose a threat every time she be posing
teasin’ w/ the pics that she posting

[B @bibidls]

lay her down like a melody