Bibi

[🦇 @yawnzpup]

wanna sit on a pretty boys lap and play with his hair while I smother them with smooches

[mau🫦 @smaaaau]

pretending to be jealous but you really don’t gaf

[pretty bear 🐻 @missprettybear]

Niggas don't know how to f"ck the attitude out of u anymore, nowadays they catch one with u

[ame𑣲❄︎ @v3lvetbunni]

remember if we run out of topics to talk about we can always kiss

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

being horny with no one to be horny with.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

“Send me some pics” has to be the top most hated phrase women hear 🤭😭

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I used to be so stressed as an 11-year-old when my teacher told us the ozone layer was getting damaged. 😭😭✋🏿

[Ada🌸 @AdaobiA_]

"Girls should talk to many guys so they can choose the best one"

Me after talking to only one

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[Maffay @maffay38]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

Grok

[dunniee billionsss!🤍 @DunnieeTheDJ]

a masters degree abroad would fix me

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

I will marry a lover boy with provider mindset who loves to spoil me, & is unashamedly & unapologetically in love with me.

[Bibi @bibileex]

@ZeefahK Just give aikou the money, he’s the only person everybody can come together for.

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

being traumatized from having weirdos & snakes as friends & family is so real. 😭

[Rachel J 🦋 @lilrachhhh]

I hate spending my money on nasty food like kill the chef

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people love to be mean and weird until you’re meaner and weirder. now everybody’s crying

[postydiary @postydiary]

the art of losing the fuck u gave

[she 🎀 @sheiszilla]

so many things to buy, so little money.