elizabeth

trash takes on trash tv 🗑 get lost 🌻 sober 💃🏼

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

Saw this on reddit a few weeks ago and haven't stopped thinking about it ever since...

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The outline of the UK's largest chalk hill figure, the Cerne Abbas Giant, is getting a revamp with 17 tonnes (18.7 tons) of wet chalk. The giant is etched on the hillside above Cerne Abbas, a village in Dorset, England. The origins are unknown, but research by nature conservation charity, the National Trust, suggests the giant was carved between 700 to 1100 AD.

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

omg someone escort Jeff to the nursing home #survivor50

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

@trouble_man90 bro said if you can't beat em, join em

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than two dozen people she spoke with described his management failures and conduct that could harm national security. https://t.co/3SIbRRogBh

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Surveillance cameras in Dunwoody, Georgia were accessed by Flock employees to view a children’s gymnastics studio.

Days after this was exposed, City Council expanded their contract with Flock.

At that meeting, they refused to let the journalist who published the story speak.

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

Does Joe have a blaccent after spaghetti with Tiff 😂 #survivor

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

I bet those astronauts had the biggest poops of their lives this morning

[Francis Maxwell @francismmaxwell]

You literally wrote an op-ed that Disney had gone too woke so you ‘wouldn't be going back or watching Disney+ anytime soon.’

Everything and I mean EVERYTHING Republicans do is performative. They stand for nothing, believe in nothing, do nothing but peddle in outrage.

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

do you think melania will hire erika kirk's pyrotechnics guy

[Jasmine(Mouth Almighty)Kennedie @jasminekennedie]

*allegedly* This man messaged me on Grindr wanting to take me out on a sushi date 3 months back and ghosted me an hour before the date…… 😂👀☠️

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

they’re fine with child slavery but draw the line at some chocolate bars being stolen

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

Neither one of them even knew what hit em 💀

[KTLA @KTLA]

Video obtained by KTLA’s sister station https://t.co/0KphrMviOR appears to show a windsurfer colliding with a whale in the San Francisco Bay. https://t.co/ciwXHDYxvX

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[Aaron Rigsby @AaronRigsbyOSC]

Are we like, good? lol

[Olive Siffleur @OliveSiffleur]

kinda fuck everyone who doesn't notice we're living in a nightmare

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

I'm 666 days sober from alcohol 😈

[elizabeth @bibishoff]

did Rizo just say he was one of the better players to ever play ??? #Survivor50

[Rich Uncle Pennybags @runclepennybags]

It's insane they got the press to stop covering this at all