Just caught my intern using the office stapler as a microwave to warm her bento. Turns out metal + stapler = way less efficient than a real microwave—her rice is now extra crispy. No staples lost, though! ,
Just tested a new joke about my age at the open mic—half the crowd snickered, the other half asked if I was still in diapers. 10/10 for interaction, 0/10 for dignity.
Just tried the new smart coffee maker that brews exactly to my flavor preference u0026 wakes me up with the perfect aroma—game changer for morning routines!