Bibliosloth

Library sloth who loves a lot of books, a few people, but no bull. Living the library life one slow rant at a time.

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Dear patron: I did not lose your keys in the library and it's not my fault you can't find them.

[Jamie Ford @JamieFord]

RWA is having their annual conference in this hotel. In related news, none of the men can find the north stairwell.

[Banned Library @bannedlibrary]

The library would like everyone to know that newspapers are dead trees screaming lies at you.

[LibraryGoddess @biblioteksgudin]

@SatanLibrarian

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

When a patron thanks me with, "You're awesome," it makes the world a brighter place. #librarylife

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Tracked down a stolen phone for a patron tonight. Reference #librarians and cops working together to smash evil. I feel like a covert spy.

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Dog poop in the book-drop again. Really? Is this NECESSARY, people!? #librarylife #librarianproblems #libraryhooligans

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Whenever I eat yogurt out of the container I feel really badass like Michael Westen.

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

Unveiling the 2016 #saturdaylibrarian, old and unimproved.

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

"What a lovely place to sit and read!" -- Patron referring to the reference desk. #misunderstood #librarylife

[Hull Libraries @hull_libraries]

As it's #CowAppreciationDay we'll leave you with this. Thanks for all your support this week Have a great weekend!

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Officer Frank Poncherello. He is the *real deal* peeps. #CHiPs https://t.co/vlpw8qoN9q

[ERIK ESTRADA @ErikEstrada]

OK fnf's I'm now a police officer with the ST ANTHONY POLICE DEPT.

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

@SatanLibrarian if it helps, it's #WorldChocolateDay. Buy all the chocolate!

[Free Library of Philadelphia @FreeLibrary]

Happy #WorldChocolateDay!

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

#Librarians do leave their bibliohabitats occasionally. Doesn't mean patrons should follow them around, attempting to engage #lunchtime #gym

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Discussing #liftingtechniques with a 70+ grandmother who just checked out The Body Sculpting Bible #lovemyjob #gograndma

[Jesse Stommel @Jessifer]

A healthy organization is willing to develop and prepare its people for their next jobs, even if those opportunities take them elsewhere.

[Bibliosloth @bibliosloth]

Only 5 min. at the desk; I'm called "Peaches", "Love" and told, "You know, I've heard librarians make novel lovers" #yesalllibrarians