Michelle

Rescue a dog from a shelter. It will change your life! Jersey girl by way of California..

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”

[stargirl @badgyalmariammm]

THERES VOTER FRAUD HAPPENING ON THIS ISLAND @loveislandusa

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@ryrytoofye2 Yes they did it’s so pathetic. Former fatty Melanie is such a flop

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

It wasn’t an authentic 70s swing set if one leg wasn’t popping out of the ground in a concerning fashion once somebody really got going on that motherfucker.

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@rocknrollofall Live at the Filmore ☠️Allman Brothers

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I know everyone hates them but this is why HOAs exist.

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

There were 11 assassination plots against Obama that never got close to him because his FBI director wasn't a cross-eyed blackout drunk flying his girlfriend around on the government jet to shitty country music concerts

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@mjfree He looks like Larry from the 3 Stooges

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

@elonmusk You desecrated Twitter so you would be eligible for government contracts. Much worse.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[Alanis Morissette @Alanis]

paging dr. santos and dr. king…🩺

@StreamOnMax

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"Dear Iran: If you really want to make Trump mad, send a press release that says you will only negotiate with Obama."

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@DrNeilStone Me

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley I used to like Amanda’s pod but this is a deal breaker. Fawning over the slop from Markle? Let’s see her try eating it on camera without flinching

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

If Trump wants boots on the ground in Iran, he should deploy the ICE agents. They've spent months in American cities strutting around like elite military forces. Let’s see how brave and courageous they really are. They can even wear their masks. Now is the time. #FreeIran #ICE

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it."
Spoken like a true rapist.

[Michelle @bichonscot1]

@MeghansMole Extremely offensive and exploiting

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

"Operation Epic Fury" because
"Operation Epstein Diversion" didn't sound warfightery enough

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

I’m calling for

REGIME CHANGE IN THE UNITED STATES