Brittney Miller

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

The United States of America has been attacked by the president of the United States of America.

[🍉🍉🍉 @Leonce]

Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who our 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue Mitch McConnell will no longer be Senate Majority Leader. You have until December 7 to register to vote. Retweet to spread awareness even if you don’t live here.

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

@Iplish He’s not getting a library. It’ll be a casino with broken down slot machines and the slight stench of failure.

[Tanya Ray Fox @TanyaRayFox]

Does America understand that the NBA bubble is literally just them using the proper isolation, distancing, mask and testing protocols and that if our federal government and state officials had done what the NBA is doing back in March and stuck with it THAT WE’D BE OKAY BY NOW

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

My morning so far: woke up and headed downstairs, only to stop and listen to a hissing/dripping noise coming from the upstairs bathroom. I turn and go down the hall...and discover the valve on the toilet somehow busted... https://t.co/PEs6vzmEpl

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

I will never not share this. 😍😍😍 https://t.co/vFK1jQ0Drk

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Lunch today is gluten free, vegan mac n cheese made with cashews, nutritional yeast and chickpea pasta.
Sounds gross, right?? IT'S AMAZING.

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Well, we've had our first throwing-a-teething-toy across-the-room incident. With his left hand, no less. I didn't catch the spin rate, but there's no doubt about it: LA Dodgers, here we come!! #DeclanWyatt #southpaw #pitchingprodigy 😂

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Today I went on my first real outing (not work) without a baby since Declan was born. I had my first full drink in nearly two years, since I didn't drink at all starting the day I bought donor eggs in May 2018, and... https://t.co/JrMOheU3bj

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

For all you new parents out there like me who absolutely can't stomach sleep training/cry it out/Ferber, this is a pretty good article:... https://t.co/fK1czT5qEy

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Back when I was blissfully unaware of Declan's inability to turn :( https://t.co/bHi7K7qdjI

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

😉 https://t.co/IeAw5TVKnB

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Pretty obvious to figure out who should have won the 2017 (and 2018, for that matter) World Series. Makes it that much more painful. It was a super close series even with the trash cans. The penalty was heavy, sure,... https://t.co/N0EIT9Pst0

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

"Declan...you look like some wizards got into a duel at a cafeteria and someone brought a giant pile of mashed potatoes to life."
- #StuffMyHusbandSays to #DeclanWyatt during bathtime. 😂😂😂

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

So, Declan still wakes up to nurse twice a night; usually between midnight-1am and been 4-5am. I was exhausted last night and went to sleep at 1030, and didn't wake up until after 2... comment confused. Apparently, Q... https://t.co/1zGRcNsNAS

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Motherhood is a neverending cycle of feeling like you're absolutely crushing it and like you're absolutely being crushed.

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

My husband just said, "I'm not sick, I just have a headache from coughing so much."
🤔🤔🤔

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

Hello my name is Brittney and it's been <zero> days since I arrived to work with baby food and/or spit up on my shirt.
Luckily I noticed it right away...3 hours after clocking in.
#workingmom #momlife

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

So, I can talk to my car to switch radio/satellite stations, look up GPS stuff, check email, make phone calls, etc. So today I'm getting off the freeway and hit the little button that activates voice command, but... https://t.co/odZyXGI8Qq

[Brittney Miller @bickie17]

So, I can talk to my car to change radio or stations, look up stuff on Navi, make phone calls, read emails, etc. So this morning I'm getting off there freeway and