🇬🇧 “If I criticize a Jew, I'm antisemitic.
If I criticize a Muslim, I'm Islamophobic.
And what are you, if you criticize me?
What are you if you try to replace me?”
He has a point
Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:
Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.
Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).
Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).
Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.
Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?
Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.
Here is my last point on Kimmel. If Kimmel came on and apologized like this the day after his remarks he probably wouldn’t have been suspended. But by all accounts he wanted to double down. Again for the billionth time this isn’t a free speech issue. He works for Mickey Mouse on NETWORK TV. Nobody said he was going to jail. He was dealing with the consequences of making off color jokes about the murder of a guy who meant a ton to a ton of people and blamed it on the very people who love him the most before the body was even cold. So yeah there was outrage that Mickey had to deal with. Then the pendulum swung the other way and they put him back on air. Either way it was never a free speech issue. When you work for somebody else and you offend a ton of people you deal with the consequences. Him framing this as free speech is a joke.
First trailer for ‘THE CHAIR COMPANY’, co-written and starring Tim Robinson.
The series follows a man who finds himself investigating a far-reaching conspiracy after an embarrassing incident at work.
Premiering October 12 on HBO. https://t.co/UNt4AB3A4I
Walker Buehler lists several reasons why he doesn’t want the automated ball-strike system in MLB, including that “pitchers that pitched for a long time deserve certain parts of the plate that other guys don’t get.”