fxingraikkonen

There’s only room for ONE hysterical queen in this band!

[nasher @babylonpink]

Every single cunt who wants to implement this will have retired by the time they are 55 on a boss little pension from their time running the country badly. Fuck ALL of them. They represent themselves, not us.

[🖕🙂🖕 @c4nnsaw]

I always thought the pink panther solved mysteries or some shit but he's just this gay dude who bothers people

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[fujo wife @buffyspeak]

fate of ophelia is lowkey one of the more offensive pop songs of the decade

[ella 🌤️ @ivydrift]

cheeky nando’s isn’t so cheeky anymore and i think that’s whats wrong with this country today.

[Niom @kivraw]

Sorry but you can't chat about things like digital ID when dressed as if you're living in the 16th century

[mary queen of thots🍉 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

hate this stupid fucking racist miserable fascist island

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

hey man sorry i can’t hang out tonight my life is governed by a force known as “the vibes” and they’re off today. no i don’t know why. they’re just off.

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I grew up playing I Spy w my little eye, trust me ik how to peep some sht.

[misto @mistowho]

There's 2 birds throwing stones at me

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Scientist: Their legs are longs, lets call them "Long Legs"
Freaky ass fucking scientist: I actually have a better idea.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny grows as big as a house. What's new?
Roald Dahl: There's this peach...
Publisher: Is it -
Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

We're on the verge of a genocidal, nuclear war that our supposed "ally" has said he's ready to unleash.

Would it be too much to ask for the Prime Minister to have something to say about it? Or do?

Suspend US bases now.