A little girl picks up the phone:
“Hello… yeah?!”
“Hey, sweetheart, it’s Dad… is Mom around?”
“No, Mom’s in the bedroom with our neighbor, Thomas.”
“With who? We don’t have a neighbor named Thomas.”
“Yes we do… he’s in the bedroom with Mom. She told me not to bother them while they finish something.”
The dad freezes for a second, “Okay, listen carefully put the phone down, go upstairs, knock on the door, and say that Dad just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay, Dad but I want a little reward for that.”
A few minutes later, the girl comes back, “Ok, I did it, Dad.”
“And what happened?” Dad asked.
“Mom got scared, jumped out of bed, tripped over the rug, hit her head on the table and now she’s just lying there.”
“Oh no… and what about that Thomas?”
“He freaked out too, jumped out the window… straight into the pool. But the pool’s empty, because you said it needed repainting. He’s lying there too… not moving.”
“The pool?! Wait a second… is this Amy?”
“No… you must’ve got the wrong number!”
Oops 🤣😂
Taena mo, Bato!
Buong angkan mo pala ang pinapasahod namin. Tapos ikaw nagtatago at hindi pumapasok sa trabaho pero sumasahod ka pa rin.
Ang kapal ng pagmumukha niyo! 😡
Thank you China Embassy for admitting the Philippines does have a rightful claim. Yes we do. No, you do not.
Why? The legal claim of the Philippines has been upheld by the International Tribunal in Hague. Your bogus claim, rejected by the Tribunal, is based solely on your government’s say so.
Might doesn’t make China right.
To the Chinese Embassy in Manila: I have no problem respecting and recognizing the One China policy. In return China should respect the Philippines’ 500,000 square kilometers of our EEZ under the UNCLOS by abandoning their RIDICULOUS and ILLEGAL claim of 90 percent of the West Philippine/South China Sea.
To borrow the American saying, ‘If you can dish it out, you should learn to take it’.
We respect China’s view that Taiwan is part of China but China should respect our position that the Philippines’ EEZ is NOT part of China AND, for that matter, we are not and will never be a province of China.
We respect the Chinese people but we will never bow down to Xi Jinping’s illegal policy claims in the region. NEVER.
Speaking of being reminded, we would like to redpectfully remind China that the Philippine Senate showed the United States of America the door in 1991 by rejecting the 1991 RP-US Bases Treaty. We said NO to the world’s only superpower then in upholding our sovereignty. Whether the US or China, no world superpower can be allowed to intimidate us.
Don’t me. Don’t us.*
🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
*Embassy interpreter pls interpret my English Tagalog. Xie xie.
@lahingpnoy Hoy talawan!!! Isog ka lang sa salida ok-ok imong tintin sa china, pakaulaw lang ka, liwat nimo angnibotar nimo , ang utok naas tumoy sa inyong otin gibutang 🤮🤮🤮
Posted on FB by Mr. Benjie Cotreras.
Sinungaling talaga si Leandro Leviste. Hindi totoo ang inilalabas niyang “Cabral Files”.
Sa inilabas niyang file meron budget insertion daw for 2025 si 2nd District Cam Norte Cong Marisol “Toots” Panotes ng ₱6,804,016. Papaano magkakaroon ng insertion for 2025 ang isang sinasabing congressman na matagal ng patay noon pang April 29, 2022?
Una kay Terry Ridon tapos ito pa ka Marisol Panotes na walang katotohanan ang inilalabas na file ni Leandro Leviste.
#DDS #Leviste #Sinungaling