Charlie

60% of the time, I’m sarcastic all the time

[Charlie @biddlec93]

To all of you who say the easter bunny isn't real explain this

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Charlie @biddlec93]

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/sJN4ADZz60 #NBA #82and0

[pika capital @pikacap]

Berkshire Hathaway 6 months after Warren Buffett retired

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[x - A a r o n @23sabres]

“Alex we just need 1 point this round and we’ll give you that $110m dollar contract”

Tuch:

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Stanphyl Capital 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 🇺🇦 @StanphylCap]

Anal?

[Charlie @biddlec93]

@etheriatic @defnottabot @BullMooseMemes @unusual_whales That machine has been around for like 10 years and is literally no closer to being adopted to commercial use now than it was back then. Additionally, as I said, it will only ever make sense on new build construction (as the gif shows).

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

This is like when pickleball was invented and pickleballers were going up to tennis players saying “You play tennis? No way! I just got in to pickleball! Pretty much the same!”

That’s how I feel watching weekend drinkers struggle to eat 9 lil smokies and a coors light tallboy

[Charlie @biddlec93]

@KareemBaldwin1 @prtllyfnctnl @ShamsCharania It quite literally is operating at a loss or else that tax write off wouldn’t exist

[Shibo @GodsBurnt]

This is completely insane.

Most people don’t realize it yet, but the American Dream is officially declared DEAD.

The median household income is $80,734, and we need an income of $111,252 to afford a home.

That means that even with TWO incomes, most people CAN’T AFFORD A HOME.

Meanwhile, they tax half your income to start wars nobody asked for, fund fake Somalian daycares, and the Pentagon is spending $2M on crab legs PER MONTH.

This has to be the greatest scam in modern history.

I genuinely don’t understand why there isn’t a nationwide revolution going on right now.

[Bark @barkmeta]

waking up for work at 6am so the government can spend $2M on crab legs with my taxes

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

Nearly 30 years later, ‘Small Soldiers’ co-writer Adam Rifkin confirms the Gorgonites did make it back to Gorgon.

[🎣 #killAraujo 🇦🇷 #b2b #victorylap 🇨🇴🇺🇿 @n0thatdeep]

suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

[Avremi Zippel @UtahRabbi]

The most important kill for the Americans since….Bin Laden?