waffle house destroyer , CPA

this account is satire

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

Me - governments should listen to their people

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@CallMeK1123 It was a different time.

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@rachallison1 Sorry for the disappointment

[Seductive Theory @SeductiveTheory]

detach yourself from her.

you might miss her, but you'll be fine.

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@crotchner2 Throw it in the bath

[11 @yhate_11]

didn't get a text but I got the message

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@nhlbedard I thought women hated the mansplaining?

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

You’re too old if you don’t know what a brummy is

It’s me, I’m old

[calypso @abeqne]

saw the most gorgeous man on hinge but hes a brummy not even worth it

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

I want to enforce fire lane infractions so bad

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

I would’ve killed myself if I was bald at 24

[kylie @mxhr_me]

how are u 24 with half a head of hair fumbling the goat not once but twice wtf

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

NPC coworker made an Isreal joke

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

Chat, should I send this to my crush?

[silvio dante’s inferno @postersmindset]

what am i supposed to do with this

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@v1bewithrebecca

[Chris @citehchris]

just delete hinge and get really good at tweeting you’ll have far better luck

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@harrrmy Stop flirting with me

[Earthyy 🌎 @Nostalgic_Earth]

You're already enough. Let go of anyone who makes you feel otherwise.

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

The single most underrated exercise to improve your health is to get 7000-10,000 steps a day.

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

People just post everything

[Teresa @tessy_1018]

from RAW to no CONTACT is crazy

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

@chaoticgoodish_ Why?

[sullen girl @fakepalindromes]

It’s ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection

[waffle house destroyer , CPA @BidenDumps]

I can barely have real money, now I need X money?

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

NEW 🚨 X officially begins rolling out X Money in the U.S.