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Sul sul! • • priv: @elliebell420 • 20 • they/them • i have notifs on for all oomfs ride or die • i miss jackie & mari sm

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

olivia rodrigo’s new song has me in such a chokehold that i immediately made a butcherqueen edit to it

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

the red cross came by😃 thankful but weirded out, i’ve never been in a situation where the red cross needed to show up

[mica @antlerituals]

and then absolutely nothing changes and shauna's mad as hell because she thinks its a scam

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

this shit is so fucking ass man WHY IS THERE WATER UP TO THE MIDDLE OF MY CALVES INSIDE OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

jesus fucking christ yall my house is flooding

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah plus i’m super competitive so i go hard as fuck on whoever i’m playing with😭

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

drunk as fuck and still beat my bf at injustice 2 fuck yes

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah real, i played injustice and mortal combat vs dc with my brothers when we were growing up, so i’m lowkey absurdly skilled at that style of fighting game. my bf and i had to make a thing where the winner of each round takes a hit of weed/drinks a shot to even the playing field

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah i kicked his ass as starfire when he played bane, catwoman when he played cheetah, and black canary when he played green arrow😚

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah starfire is my fave but she’s a little overpowered so i usually go for black canary, harley quinn, supergirl, or catwoman; i love the women

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

i am the king

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

k thought alcohol tolerance was supposed to go up the more often you drank

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

ohhhh fuck bro

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

holy shit i’m so fucking drunken

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

drunk again this week has been so full of adventure

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

sunburn so bad you can see exactly where my bikini was

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah absolutely that too, i could not allow her to have that power

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

we’re at the store and just asked if i wanted anything girl that’s a trick question that im NOT answering

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

stepmom, to me: you know i treat every child who walks through my door as one of my own. i treat every child equally

me:

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

fuckass little kids

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah i know😭 she wants something to be mad at me for i can feel it, no way in hell im letting her get that chance

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

@Saint_Alanah he made her go buy my glasses frames bc mine have been broken for like 9 months she’s so pissed

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

dad and stepmom just got into a screaming fight over me and my stepmom lost ts is so awkward now

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎🩷💜💙 @biderman420]

there’s a shark in the water