rosa diaz.

and when this is over, i’m gonna find you, and i’m going to break those little fingers.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

❝ If you ask me about this again, you’re never going to be able to eat without a straw. ❞

— new rosa diaz. badass detective. softie at heart. b99 rp. ships w/ chemistry. crossovers ok.

adored by #xɪᴇ.

[➷ himbo at large. @SlovenArcarius]

It’s 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, everybody. . .

CLINT BARTON,
a.k.a. HAWKEYE.
616** + MCU ELEMENTS.
an AU dearly adored by XIE.

❪ ↺ &&. ♡ ❫ ?

. . . I’m an 𝐀𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫.

↓↓ important threads below ↓↓

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

. . . pass,

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

yep. not gonna ever happen again,

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

ok. slipping into a two-year food coma. see you nerds on the flip-side.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

it’s cool.

. . . your binders may be boring, but you shouldn’t care what others think. they’re your binders. kick ass with ‘em.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

capslock. . . so scary.

( note: this tweet is heavy with sarcasm. )

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

wow, jeez, chill out.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

favourite pastimes include: cyberbullying amy

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

so you’re bland AND boring? ha,

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

:)

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

yet again, another proof of your poor taste.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

damn right it is.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

. . ?

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

sleep is for the WEAK.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

. . . yeah, no.

dude’s a scam. i still don’t get why you and holt are swooning over him like a bunch of idiots.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

tsk. you are unbelievable.

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

guy’s a whole fraud and YET,

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

Gah. She’s been so busy lately.

But she’s around now, so. . . do with it what you will (heavily advised to proceed with caution).

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

Valentine’s Day. . . scoff,

[rosa diaz. @bidetective]

Nah, she totally gets it;
glad she popped by for a visit, though. She’ll never admit it out loud, but. . . she’s missed her.