maya

i am Incredibly Interesting and have Many Sexy Thoughts

[maya @bidoofenergy]

cis men hear your pronouns and then think about you as "that they/them girl"

[kels .ᐟ @otterobertson]

i think about this tiktok a lot

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Really good advice. Incredibly important to internalize this. I did personally lose though. In my one specific case

[Mithila Phadke @PhadkeTai]

i love how "shashi dump your husband" is a global sentiment 🎉

[madison 🍅 @fastforwardty]

this happened to my buddy dan howell once

[maya @bidoofenergy]

free bird live is a high i think i'll be chasing for the rest of my life

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse yeaaah 😭😭😭

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse i'd like anything your family feeds me lbr

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse coz they gave me BAD bbq and bland ass mac and cheese and then asked me to take part in their little rivalry when i couldnt taste a difference between either

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse PLEASEEEE what can i say absence makes the heart grow fonder (i would tear a man apart for a popeyes chicken sandwich. or some bojangles. or a pulled pork sandwich.)

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse pls do omg

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse I MISS YOU TOOO 😭😭😭

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse one thing that makes me giggle is getting voice messages of you singing poorly on purpose 💖

[hunter ꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱ @omeleting]

fanfic authors, breaking news: theres a lyric in fall out boy's new album that says "part-time soulmates, full-time problem". i will be eagerly anticipating the fanfics made with this as a title, in all lowercase, of course. thank you for your service

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse PLEASEEEEE do you see what im onto tho. smt smt hopelessness

[maya @bidoofenergy]

is this anything to anyone

[maya @bidoofenergy]

yt ppl see brown ppl and are like "this place must be local" meanwhile the brown ppl are wearing sneakers

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse @martinalitty why're you putting ME on blast 😭😭😭

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse office culture hater 👍🏽

[maya @bidoofenergy]

@andies_muse bring a yt guy as an accessory