@andies_muse coz they gave me BAD bbq and bland ass mac and cheese and then asked me to take part in their little rivalry when i couldnt taste a difference between either
@andies_muse PLEASEEEE what can i say absence makes the heart grow fonder (i would tear a man apart for a popeyes chicken sandwich. or some bojangles. or a pulled pork sandwich.)
fanfic authors, breaking news: theres a lyric in fall out boy's new album that says "part-time soulmates, full-time problem". i will be eagerly anticipating the fanfics made with this as a title, in all lowercase, of course. thank you for your service