Biff Diddle

Supreme Editor in Chief (Acting) of the @FreeBeacon. Merc. Patriot. War blogger. Soothsayer. Meat eater. Lothario. Bachelor.

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

My latest:

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

I'm a Home Defense Expert. Here's Why You Shouldn't Try To Rape Your Burglar.

https://t.co/8VJQnSnsbp

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

I've never been more ashamed to be an American. Soccer is a child's game for cowards and communists, a soulless abomination that violates every principle our Founders fought and died for. If this is not worthy of impeachment I don't know what is. -BD

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: The ENTIRE CROWD turned around to look at President Trump as he arrives for the FIFA World Cup Final Draw at the Kennedy Center

Epic 🔥🔥🇺🇸

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Exclusive: The Truth About the Global Plot Against Candace Owens, as Told By the Plotters Themselves https://t.co/RUxXOcc41k

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

bet

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

it do be like that Mr @BiffDiddle

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

do the right thing

[Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon]

OMBUDSMAN: All Staff Must Resign After Free Beacon Editor Sells Out for Lamestream Glory
https://t.co/i0DNkO6fKA

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

RIP. The only ex-lover I ever stayed in touch with. She could not be tamed.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Jane Goodall has died at 91.

Her startling observations about chimpanzee behaviors revolutionized not only scientific understanding of the capabilities and inner lives of primates, but also long-held notions about what it means to be human. https://t.co/axM4A5nkhh

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Last I checked this was America. And sure, wearing a communist-adjacent neck sash is technically "free speech," but show some goddamn respect.

Fire his ass.

NOW.

[Jake Lahut @JakeLahut]

I can't quite tell, but I think Kash Patel is wearing a Liverpool FC tie at this hearing right now?

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Happy Anniversary

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Haiku for Victory:

Big, beautiful bombs.
FYI, the boot inside
your ass belongs to us.

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Folks, I have some big personal/professional news to announce shortly. Stay tuned and God bless!

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Let me get this straight: During the campaign, Trump promised to arrest and imprison the journalists. Now that he's elected, Trump is... cancelling their subscriptions?

Enough with this wokesauce com'man'der in grief. Grow some balls, Donny.

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

🙋‍♂️

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Raise your hand if you voted to send American troops to seize Gaza and fight a guerilla war to expel the Palestianians so the U.S. can redevelop it as a new "Riviera."

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Never! Wish I could fire you again

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

Second look at USA soccer @AndrewStilesUSA @TheTruthMonkey?

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

While I am flattered by the support and speculation, the role of Transportation Secretary is not a role I am considering. Best of luck to the new administration.
#AbolishBikeLanes

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

NEW: Here's what Kamala Harris can say tonight to win my endorsement. https://t.co/21LmOJr2cL

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

You are literally scum. Why do you hate this country?

[Secretary Antony Blinken @SecBlinken]

Excited to announce that the @StateDept and @USSoccer are taking our shared goals of growing the game to the next level. We look forward to working with U.S. Soccer to nurture the next generation of leaders on and off the field.

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

good riddance, lib 🤡

[Brent Scher @BrentScher]

After 11 years, last Friday was my last day at the @FreeBeacon. Place is the best, every damn day there was a blast, and I’m going to miss it.

I’ll be joining the @realDailyWire’s investigative team in a few weeks.

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

Soon...

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

M/F/K

[Biff Diddle @BiffDiddle]

The @FreeBeacon is not perfect. No organization is, except for Donald Trump's business empire. I love coming to work every day and interacting with fellow human colleagues. It's collegial, collaborative, and fun! [end with smiley face or thumbs up emoji]