Rye'n Dumpster

Klassy Kleats knuckleballer

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@LouThere I thought I had a brain Tumour, turns out it just Groundhog Day

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If I were running one of these teams I'd draft 12 D-men and the 6 goalies #NHLAllStar draft

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No hockey on tonight, guess I'll just smoke meth #NHLAllStarWeekend

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Star chemical guy and @BorderBuggers call up @TowelTucking making the front page of the Booster #bluesteel

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Hey @BUFootball ya Blew It!

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Kenny G-unit #CalmDownABand

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@nba the first names on the jerseys was a cute idea for #Christmas how about putting naughty or nice on them for next year?

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Today is the day the @CFL finally puts it's season out of it's misery #GreyCup102

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@TAMU if you glance at this it looks like #buttholes

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@Sportsnet @SNCarlyAgro any chance you guys can do an @EdmontonOilers highlight package with the yakety sax tune from Benny hill? #hnic

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Keep the receipt on that new rink @EdmontonOilers and take your suck fest elsewhere #yeg #HNIC #idontneedit

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French fries without Heinz ketchup is a bigger crime #StopFryTheft

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@KrisKoep @CFLonTSN it's garbage #Areyoureadyforsomepuntball?!!!

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@EdmontonOilers @BuffaloSabres I'd call this a Calder cup preview but that would be disrespectful to the AHL #badjerseysworseteam

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Feelin about this great today! @davis__21 #hankitup #bocephus

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Time for another episode of Thursday night Smackdown you're in the crosshairs @nyjets #TNF

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.@WWE #HOFer @realmickfoley is in the 4th chair to talk about his wrestling career and the #NLCS on #MLBNow at 4pE!

[Men's Thoughts @Males_Thoughts]

When a friend needs relationship advice

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.@McConaughey wears throwback shirt to @aclfestival (Photo: Rick Kern/Getty Images): http://t.co/McUIe5yOVc

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When a guy goes out drinking and tells himself he's got life handled http://t.co/ZANl2Khozf