Biff Swenson

I do farts. I do sex. I do eat. And more! WEED

[Biff Swenson @BiffSwenson]

Daniel Month Lewis.

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@SuperJawJoe hell yeah, dude!! 🙌 appreciate that! been well, hope you’re doing great as well!!

[Grasser @grasserband]

Grasser just wants to give a huge shout out to @BobbyOlivier for the kind words! It’s a huge honor! Peep the article online, or in print! #GrasserBand #NJMusic #Blessed

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@bitchmisery https://t.co/edC2EB2Q4F Grasser is very much down!

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@EarthTelephone IHEARYADUDE! 👂

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when all else fails, at least a mirror always has me in it 💅🏻

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@goodfriendraf @EarthTelephone this isn’t even all of them 😬

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@ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes Here’s that good-good!
Would be an honor!
#grasserband in #clerks3
https://t.co/Lura1upj7c

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@ThatKevinSmith see heartfelt plea ☝️

[Biff Swenson @BiffSwenson]

@ThatKevinSmith when I first heard @Weezer Susanne play at the end of Mallrats as a kid - the movie/song changed the trajectory of my vibe. I'd like to do the same someday for some younger me! Can a stoner from Jersey's band called #GRASSER get a song in #Clerks3 or what?! 🙏

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@ThatKevinSmith @JayMewes I dropped off a Grasser CD to @michaelzapcic a few weeks back. Would cream our shorts for damn sure!

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🤷🏻‍♂️ deal with it. don’t knock it til you try it. also - you gotta hold it until you can’t anymore for the release to truly slap. tantric pissing. 🚽

[Biff Swenson @BiffSwenson]

this one aged well 💅🏻

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Don't be surprised if you see me pop up with a boy band in the next couple years

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@EarthTelephone B R U H, I haven't been on here in well over a year. Forgive me! Solid content though, I'll have to double back. You've done good!

[Biff Swenson @BiffSwenson]

a homeless dude shaking a cup full of coins at me yells “can you spare some change for an apple pie? I’m trying to get laid later” - and like, yeah, I’ll help you fuck a pie later, my dude. 🥧 get it, my guy 🍆