HarajukuSue🎀

lover💝

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[k @ysljennii]

rappers used to be fit & fine smh, now all we have is big drug belly demons :(

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I love not having kids I can do shit like spend $600 on a hat

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

Imagine coming home from a 12 hour shift and your man is fat…

[🙎🏿‍♀️ @taiwo2turnt]

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

[zendaya’s bob @bibiweebi]

white people be smelling like thrift store

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

matter fact i’m slapping every lightskin nigga i see on the street today in solidarity

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No baby he’s included

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[Drebae @Drebae_]

me trying to hold myself back from shopping and spending recklessly just because the sun is out

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[🤍 @forcebutchfemme]

When you use a dildo does it leave microplastics in ur cooch