Marlon

Just a guy

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

HOLY SHT

I’m never deleting this app. 🤣🤣

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson just said the most savage thing he's ever said

"Let me be unequivocally clear. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. And a man cannot become a woman."

This means Congressman Sarah McBride will NOT be allowed to use the women's bathroom.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

CHARLAMAGNE: “Why would I want America to fail?

SCHULZ: “That’s why we were wondering why you were supporting Kamala?” 🤣

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Andrew Tate reads off the names of all the people that said they would leave if Trump won...

Source: Rumble

[Grant Cardone @GrantCardone]

Terrible night to be Mark Cuban.

[Marlon @big__sal]

What a time to be alive

[RC @RCallsign]

@Cobratate Caught in 1080p

[Joseph Miller @mill73194]

@WarClandestine Hands down, the worst candidate ever. No words for how dumb she is. No amount of preparation helps her.

[VINCENT OSHANA @VincentOshana]

The Joe Biden-Kamala Harris regime doesn’t care if you live or die.

Hurricane Helene has destroyed the lives of families in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia, claiming the lives of hundreds, with hundreds still unaccounted for.

And what do we get? Alejandro Mayorkas, the Director of Homeland Nonexistent Security, who earlier this year claimed that FEMA was ready for hurricane season, now claims it doesn’t have enough funding.

Wanna know why?

So far this year, the United States has given:
•$24.4 billion to Ukraine.
•$11.3 billion to Israel.
•$1.95 billion to Ethiopia.
•$1.6 billion to Jordan.
•$1.4 billion to Egypt.
•$1.1 billion to Afghanistan.
•$1.1 billion to Somalia.
•$1 billion to Yemen.
•$1 billion to Congo.
•$896,000,000 to Syria.
•$9,000 per illegal immigrant that has entered the U.S.

And during all this chaos, the Director of Public Affairs of FEMA, Jaclyn Rothenberg, locked her X account. During an emergency, mind you.

Then you have Commie Kamala who, days ago, announced Hurricane Helene victims will get a measly $750.

But if you’re illegally in this country, you get:
•Free hotels
•Free food
•Free toiletries
•Free insurance
You also get to assault police officers without consequence.

Then yesterday, the Enemy of the State Anthony Blinken announced this:

“The U.S. is at the forefront of humanitarian response to the growing crisis in Lebanon, announcing nearly $157 million in assistance today. We are committed to supporting those in need and delivering essential aid to displaced civilians, refugees, and the communities hosting them.”

Meanwhile, Elon Musk is trying to assist in the recovery efforts in North Carolina, and he received this note from a SpaceX engineer helping on the ground who is claiming that FEMA is not merely failing to adequately help people in trouble but is actively blocking citizens who try to help!

“Hey Elon, update here on-site in Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300+ Starlinks, and the outpour has saved many lives. The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally, locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new Starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire department, but that may not be enough.”

These people hate you, and if you can’t see this, you are either too dumb or too brainwashed to realize it.

I don’t know how much more it’s going to take for the sheep of this country to wake up and realize it’s not a left-or-right thing; it’s a them-versus-us thing.

And if you keep voting for these demons, they are going to be the end of us and this country.

The choice is yours.

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

BREAKING NOW: Trump announces monumental new plan to eliminate ALL TAXES ON OVERTIME pay.

"The people who work overtime are among the hardest working citizens in our country -- When you pass 40 hours a week, your overtime hours will be tax free."

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Moderator: "Kamala, why have all of your policies changed?"

Kamala: "I grew up a middle class kid and my friend was sexually assaulted in high school"

Oh okay well that explains it thanks Kamala

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

On this day in Black History Month we celebrate Kamala Harris, the first Indian woman to become Vice President by claiming she was Black.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Gavin Newsom says he was visiting a Target and got blamed for a shoplifting incident to his face by a worker who didn’t recognize him.

Remarkable 😂

During a Zoom call, Newsom said he was at a checkout line when someone left the store without paying.

Newsom asked the worker why nobody stopped the shoplifter.

“She goes, ‘oh, the governor.’ Swear to God, true story on my mom’s grave.”

“The governor lowered the threshold, there’s no accountability,” the worker said.

“She looks at me twice and then she freaks out, she calls everyone over, wants to take photos,” Newsom said.

“I’m like, ‘no we’re not taking a photo, we’re having a conversation, where’s your manager? How are you blaming the governor?’”

“And it was $380 later, and I was like ‘Why am I spending $380, everyone else can walk the hell right out?”

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Bad day to be who-hash or roast beast

[Suave™ @SuaveKP]

WHEN IS GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SEASON

[Money with Katie @moneywithkatie]

Next Monday on Rich Girl Roundup: We’re talking about how we face off with the hyper-targeted marketing that stalks us around the internet. 👀

This little trick is something that's consistently helped me avoid impulse purchases, and it's pretty simple. 📝

[Marlon @big__sal]

@faithautummn I have the same highland cow photo on my wall

[Marlon @big__sal]

@Sleepystev Mullet time