Bethany

Sometimes I go through my profile to laugh at my own jokes (she/her)

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

#NOLATSTheErasTour

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@hankgreen I don’t know where to put this but I would definitely be interested in a subscription art service. I’m catching up on dear Hank and John episodes rn and loved that idea 🤙🏼

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@smirk3r Big Jaskier energy

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@MegNloryn I’ll forgive it I guess…

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

Sometimes I get sad and then I remember the dude who asked if I was a local while doing the most touristy thing in San Fran (buying sourdough at Boudin on Fisherman’s Wharf) and that usually makes me feel better.

I hope he’s doing well.

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@hankgreen Tenacious

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

I know you all were waiting on the edges of your seats for this update: I did not meet the love of my life in the town I grew up in, despite my best efforts (ate lunch in a local cafe once, went to the local bakery once). Sorry to disappoint 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

I’m not saying my life is a hallmark movie but I am saying that I’m a single, career oriented woman in her 20s that’s leaving the big city to spend the holidays in her quaint hometown and idk it feels like anything could happen ✨🎁

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@NoahKahan I know I’m a little late but the line “I’ll drink til I drown and I’ll smoke til I’m burning” is one of my favorites

[notbtrav @B_trav5]

Pulisic took one to the 🥜 for our country

What a hero 🫡🇺🇸 1-0 USA

[notbtrav @B_trav5]

If Twitter goes down how am I going to get my @HHSsoccercoach reminders 😞

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

I can’t be the only one who saw this

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@SaintMahomes You’re welcome

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

Shaving to meet society’s standards: annoying, laborious, and infuriating

Shaving because I washed my sheets today: the height of luxury

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@SaintMahomes This tweet aged well

[Saint MaGoat🕯️ @SaintMahomes]

If the Cheifs win the Super Bowl we are tipping over the Detonator @worldsoffun

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

Half of the time I spend on Hinge is just me looking at my own profile thinking “yeah I’m way too cool for him”

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

@B_trav5 Ultimate frisbee: $100 in discs

The friends made along the way: priceless 🥺

[Bethany @big_beth2015]

There are three guys in my apartment complex that are about mid-20s, white, have an almost-dad bod, and have the Ted Lasso mustache. I cannot tell these men apart. I’m not even totally sure how many there are. I just call them all Steven and hope for the best.