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Most Civilized Dothraki Scientist in Wakanda

[big G @big_jii]

I don't practice what I preach.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Ever noticed how wealth often pulls people away from their own relatives, why?

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Sijui inakuaga aje but the moment umeambia mtu plans zako, there are high chances hizo plans uharibika.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Before you marry, put ONE clause in the prenup: whoever cheats forfeits everything to the victim. If they hesitate to sign it, that's your answer

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Lakini telling a babe ananuka samaki is wild, girls are sensitive to such things

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"hiyo kichele mmetoa haija furahisha sir jah" 😂😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanaume huoa to impress the society ndio huumia sana .sharp boys tunajuanga hawa madem wanono na hawa mnaita on'gon'go ndio wanakuanga na pesa,sucessfull bussinesses na kazi poa poa.

[Dayvon Bennett @DayvonBennet27]

Hitting them with "heri wewe" when they start bragging.

[Haky @Haky49501827]

If she tells you “show me more to see where we are headed to”bro you are not her type.

[𝙽𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 @_norman254]

Kenyan men are very funny creatures, One minute he can't afford Chapo dondo at a local kibandaski. The next minute anapiga deal moja unamwona na Mercedes. Never outwrite a Kenyan man.

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

You can't unfear the fear that I have for women out of me

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Kuwacha kuongelesha mtu inakuwanga default feature.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

No matter how hard you work, your boss will always arrive when you're on your phone

[ilence @Hilenceee]

It’s insane how quickly people reach out again after one good picture.

[Amazing Page @womengrom]

Crazy pilot

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Electric surfboards are about to make jet skis look ancient.

Silent, fast, and way too fun.

[Miss Terious ☀️ @adhiiiambo]

Ukiacha ama upunguze sherehe social circle hupungua by 95%

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Go to school.
Find a job.
Pay off debt.
Climb the ladder.
Vacation for 2 weeks.
Pay off mortgage.
Die.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

If u can convince a woman to be ur third baby momma you should be selling houses