The meathead never deserved to be so huge, really. Not when I actually had the brains to handle his brawn… so I swapped our bodies! Haha! His tight little t-shirt can barely contain his- I mean- MY overblown muscles! The moron’s currently throwing a fit in my old, scrawny body!
Muscleman Appreciation: Nick Walker
This guy really exemplifies the whole "roided-out-of-his-mind musclefreak" thing, doesn't he? Look at him! The man's transformed his body into a bloated advertisement for his own desperate lust for size and muscle... to our delight, of course.
If you see this freak in the gym, DO NOT let him near you! Just a week ago, he was some rail-thin dork. Now, he’s acting like a friendly hulk. It’s a trick! He won’t admit it! He steals some mass from any guy he “helps out,” steadily blowing himself up like… some muscle sponge!
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Of course. It just HAD to be Alan’s smarmy intellectual roommate that got chosen for the experimental anabolic drug trial. Now, the genius has brains AND brawn!
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“Fuck! You’re huge! How much mass did you have to siphon to get that big?”
He laughed “I stole, like, only 2 pounds… from every man in the gym! All that beef stacks up!”
The newly-enormous thief cockily posed like a real bodybuilder, reveling in his unearned roid-freak bod.
You watched incredulously as Mateo’s body blew up with muscle like some overblown roid-freak. Holy shit. The magic ring worked!
“Bro, check me out! I’m fuckin’ swole as hell!”
“People are staring… should we go?”
“Fuck that, loser! I’m gonna strut my beef all over this beach!”
“H-how do I undo this!? I don’t wanna be big!”
Ian thought he’d spice up bear night at the gay bar with his invention: the Bear-O-Matic! On accident, the poor fellow zapped himself. The nerdy guy wanted to be cuddled by a massive, burly bear, not BE one! He was so embarrassed!
Muscleman Appreciation: Don Long
He’s such a daddy, isn’t he? His great proportions lend his physique a less monstrous and more plainly gorgeous quality. And… I gotta gush, okay? Look at that huge double bicep pose! And him in that white tank-top! And that jaw!
What. A. Man.
“There’s too many wimps on this beach. Let’s change that!”
Your friend Tyros casually used his dark magic to make the portly middle-aged man swell with powerful, unearned muscle mass. You both left the snoring man behind looking like some swollen, roided-up bodybuilder!
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Hey, if YOU found a magic mirror in your attic, wouldn’t YOU use it to get all roided-up and massive? Marco sure would.
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I lost a bet. Now that puny loser gets my body for the day… while I’m stuck in his. I hoped he’d at least leave me alone, but he’s forcing me to spot him while he lifts! The prick is just loving my massive, roided muscles, growling and snarling while he lifts with shitty form.
“Haha! Check it out, bro! My arms are bigger than my fuckin’ head!”
We both agreed that we didn’t wanna get too big, but I guess the temptation of using MaxGro+ got to Devin. It’s like my friend got replaced by some dumb muscle freak overnight! How do I catch up to him now?!
“Huh…? I’ve always been this huge… right?”
My favorite part about beefing up unsuspecting nerds is letting my magic rewrite their memories! All those years of acing exams and studying textbooks just melt away in seconds! Is it so wrong to love that puzzled look on their faces?
Muscleman Appreciation: Esteban Zeballos
This guy’s a hottie. Full stop. His unserious attitude juxtaposes his hulking, overbuilt body in a way that makes him even more irresistible. The man’s a handsome, ditzy himbo who LOVES to show off how much huger he is than any of us!
Holy shit! My usual punching bag just showed up to the gym fuckin’ huge, dude! Humongously jacked! The rich, little nerd must have got his hands on his daddy’s Pumpwatch. Now he’s making me take pics of him while he flexes those enormous biceps! He’s totally gonna crush me later!
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Yeah, yeah, Trent’s a stuck-up kinda guy… but, c’mon. How would YOU feel if your lazy roommate suddenly hulked-out after stealing YOUR shipment of MaxGro+?
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“Check this out, babe… BOOM!”
You sighed as your boyfriend flexed his newly-massive biceps for the photo. Of course, he had to wear those gaudy, enchanted clothes on your guys’ trip. He’s focusing more on his huge muscles than the countryside sights! What a stupid, sexy hulk!
Muscleman Appreciation: Roelly Winklaar
You knew I had to discuss The Beast eventually! I mean, c’mon. The man is just bursting at the seams with freaky, bloated mass! His 24-inch arms are legendary enough alone. He’s just a huge slab of ballooned beef for our viewing pleasure!