CJ

Where were you while we were getting high?

[Joanna @Jobonomatopoeia]

Obsessed with this fella on BBC news, a real life That Peter Kay Thing character.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@TEMPMCR You fucking sausage

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@ConnerArm3 Good to see you pal

[John Dutton @mindofprospect]

It’s really funny when people say “London has fallen” nowadays, when this is the London they want to go back to.

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

sun is out over canary wharf and all is forgiven. the £9 commute. the £8 pints. the £2,500 rent for a one bed in zone 2. none of it matters today. london has you in a chokehold the second the sky turns blue.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@lghmufc @sistoney67 The mere thought of it gives me a headache now.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@lghmufc @Joshnorton193 😂😂

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@lghmufc @Joshnorton193 Shepherds Bush Wetherspoons was rammo, glorious day

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Most people will look you dead in the eye and tell you this guy isn’t the best player in the Premier League.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Those of us who have known the truth about Bruno Fernandes have said 'there's him & then there's everyone else'? Here is the proof of that quote.

In a league where goals are so hard to come by, he is a living, breathing hub of creation.

This is absurd.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Their arse has gone, they’ll do well to finish third

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Tempers flaring at the full-time whistle as Arsenal drop more points in the title race 🫣

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@henrywinter Learn what exactly you dope? You want to cancel heading, do you?

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Correct, he used to get slated every week for the first few years. Short memories…

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎙️ | Michael Carrick on Manchester United fans feeling like they’re missing a Carrick-style midfielder in the team:

“Probably were not saying that when I was playing though, were they?” 🤣❤️

[CJ @Big_lash_]

The worst of both worlds, fake atmosphere and a shit view. What a master stroke…

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are considering an IMAX-style digital season ticket that would allow fans to stream matches from a specific section of Old Trafford. United are well placed for the project due to their technology sponsorships [@samuelluckhurst]

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Games gone. I remember watching Ken Bigley get his head chopped off in Year 8 IT 😂

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Frazer, 18, was shown a traumatic, violent video by another pupil at school when he was in Year 8, without his consent. He's since been diagnosed with PTSD and has suffered for years with his mental health.

🔗 https://t.co/5RciKziUzB

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Football is just fucked now isn’t it.

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTierc]

🚨BREAKING: Ange Postecoglu would be open to returning to #Tottenham!

(@Matt_Law_DT) 🥇

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@RobDorsettSky Who’s solksjaer mate

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Having had 24 hours to stew on the sacking, I think that the most concerning thing for me is how repetitive it feels.

I had some faith (perhaps delusional) that a new footballing structure above the manager would ensure that the days of simply sacking a manager with no contingency plan in place were behind us.

We've had over 10 years of this nonsense.

We have a disgusting record of throwing money at every manager and when they don't work out, we replace them with a new manager who wants to overhaul the squad. This results in players we can't sell, so they either hang around and stink the place out or we loan them out, praying another club is daft enough to buy them ... And this feels like it could be no different.

Will we pick a next manager who's style and approach suits the squad we have? Will he build on it? Or will he have a list of 5 targets who will cost £300m and need to be shoehorned in to the team, before he isn't given enough time to build and then he's sacked?

Are we going to get 'whoever is available' in and have the same bullshit merry-go-round again?

We can argue until the cows come home as to whether sacking Ruben was the right call, but the manner and timing in which they have done it gives me about as much confidence about how this board operates, as I would have if I were to leave a trifle in Luke Shaws fridge and ask him not to eat it.

It all just feels miserable and I'm tired of the whole thing.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Slapped arse. And just like that, player power is back.

One step forward, two steps back.

[@cantonadevils @Cantonadevils]

Kobbie Mainoo’s behavior and conduct that shall be remembered;

Faking an injury in order not to play for the manager.

Shouting at your manager internally for not being a regular starter.

His family antics of wearing free Kobbie Mainoo shirt and his sister dropping a sarcastic post to Amorim being sacked.

Liking instagram posts of your manager being sacked.

All shall be remembered, Amad never conducted himself this way when TenHag benched him.

[CJ @Big_lash_]

@Tobinatxr Nah think he’s gone mate 😂

[CJ @Big_lash_]

Best in class

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Manchester United Under-21s lead coach Travis Binnion is under strong consideration to be in the dugout with Darren Fletcher against Burnley on Wednesday. #MUFC [@NathSalt1]