7’0 but they still call me shawty

i went to conversion therapy, now i prefer ass

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

best friended so hard that i asked when we can smoke with her grandma

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@peegzy1 fake freak complaint, date a munch

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Awkward loser finds himself unintentionally trapped in a horrible situation you could have potentially sympathized with if he didn’t make the wrong choice at every turn and use that situation to take advantage of the girl he likes under false pretenses cinema

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

lesbians working at the movie theatre? call that the box office

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@teambrina oh whenever i sold a mbf album, and we still had these posters, i consistently joked that “she has a face that would piss off the kennedy’s” AND NOBODY LAUGHED

[kylee | MOURNING 🕊️ @teambrina]

i feel we don’t talk about this enough

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

this is gonna be a hot take around the holidays but i think cinnamon is 20x better when it’s savory. i hate sweet cinnamon

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@JensClaessens some doomdles i’ve done on the back of business cards

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@st4rb4bygirl right because i’m so fucking sick of every tragic female backstory being “sex trauma :/“ like hey? get original? microwave her baby or something idk

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@redditrepostss if you’re sharing a cig then it’s intimate and nice, i think. i only started doin it because of fanfic and that’s all i can say about it

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

let’s see paul allen’s playlist titles.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spotify announces new feature that lets users generate a playlist using prompts.

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@longdbye so glad this dude is getting his comeup he’s so talented

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@isladeluca @desssdiaries tactile literacy is dying and it breaks my heart as a new sewist trying to build the skill. the irony is that on occasion, i have found relatively high quality ropes and grommets at dollar tree recently. it’s not just retail, it’s the whole fabric and material industry :(

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

why hasn’t 123movies come out with an app yet…

[prince naveen @clawveen]

Please make supergirl lesbian please make supergirl lesbian please make supergirl lesbian please make supergirl lesbian please make supergirl lesbian please

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@juul_survivor had the same thing happen and it’s kinda one of my favorite sweaters now… i will not apologize for comfort and swag

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

what are the odds that sydney sweeney is just so fucking dumb that she doesn’t know big words like “supremacy?” have we considered this?

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

all weed to a girl like me

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@youtubenocontxt jacob my beloved

[7’0 but they still call me shawty @big_louser]

@VikasTrphyButch if you hear “snow day” and think of anywhere but the midwest i think that’s your own fault (might be feeling territorial i almost spun out otw to work)